Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, who'd want to hang out with him anyway? What does he even do in his spare time?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I bet he'd pester you endlessly about his amazing storyline and the role he has for you in it.

What does he even do in his spare time?

• Gay Dead Muppet Gangbangs
• Keeping taps on Doge to find opportunities to shit on him
• Keeping taps on his comment sections to find opportunities to write multi-paragraph essays on how wrong the commenter is
• Working on his storyline (I know we're getting pretty close to an entire year without any storyline shit, but I'd be amazed if he hasn't planned out the next 5 story arcs)*

*) Now that I think about it, he'd probably be better off just turning this into a book series to sell to his idiot fans. I'm sure ERod would gladly let him incorporate Killjoy into the Linkaraverse, though I fear Pegasus Publishers might say no

[ebin namefag]

I mean, who'd want to hang out with him anyway? What does he even do in his spare time?

Watch BLACKED.
Meticulously prepare the next History of Power Rangers even though it has no set schedule.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It has even less of a set schedule than usual, since he has already covered everything.
First he'd have to wait for the next show to get out of development hell because Netflix dropped this shit like a hot potato. Do not ask him for opinions and predictions during this time.
Then he'll archive press releases and other pre-production information. Do not ask him for opinions and predictions during this time.
When the show is finally out he will wait until the final episode is released before he starts watching the series. Do not ask him to comment on individual episodes as they come out.

[whatevs]

Keeping taps on his comment sections to find opportunities to write multi-paragraph essays on how wrong the commenter is

And posting those essays on Twitter - the larger number of posts the better - rather than responding to the comment itself.

[ebin namefag]

It has even less of a set schedule than usual, since he has already covered everything.
First he'd have to wait for the next show to get out of development hell because Netflix dropped this shit like a hot potato.

I don't know who modern PR is for. Same thing I asked when they made Glitter Force.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We will never know when it comes to Glitter Force, but afaik modern PR is for manchildren who still obsess over muh Morphing Grid, muh Zordon and muh villains from the MMPR era.
They should just do what Ultraman is doing atm and just dub the fucking original.

[ebin namefag]

I know Ultramagnus had English dubs in the past (my first exposure to UM was 4kids dub of Tiga) but I don't think they were ever able to harness a nostalgic manchild audience.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Urutoramanu is for everyone uwu

[Kugelfisch]

What does he even do in his spare time?

Watch BLACKED.

Is there a gay version? You'd likely find a whole lot of things in his porn browsing history except for women.