Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Complicity » Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:09 am

pibbs wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:15 am
Don't forget, Sarah claimed she confronted some dude on the street because he made a snide remark about her tattoos, or her clothes, or weight or something. It's in a tweet buried somewhere in the PUR thread. Complete horseshit of course, but she claimed it.
She made two different claims about owning the evil soldiers of the patriarchy:
One time a mysterious stranger approached her and said that either her or her tattoos were hawt while she was enjoying her drop of coffee in a mug of sugary whipped cream, and she bravely told him to fuck off because she was busy getting fatter.
Then there was another mysterious stranger who screamed "UGLY" at her, and then ran away at the sight of a cross-eyed (seriously, after seeing her eyes in those frontal pics i believe she always take selfies from the same angle to hide her Strabismus, among other things) fat midget in a Halloween costume stomping in his direction.

There was also the story about some black dudes being interested in her car and not in her, but she was happy about that.
@Brulcifer was probably happier.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 29, 2024 11:44 am

She always has these totally real and most certainly not made up stories about total strangers reacting (usually positively) to her tattoos. This is certainly no sign of Main Character Syndrome.
The reality however is that no one gives a toss about her, and she copes with this by slapping on even more tattoos.
Complicity wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:09 am
(seriously, after seeing her eyes in those frontal pics i believe she always take selfies from the same angle to hide her Strabismus, among other things)
I suspect it's the beetus, which she is in total denial about (just like she never says anything about her fat-related maladies - outside of her skin removal surgery because she has this weird fixation on her skin). Once one eye is fucked up enough your brain just starts ignoring it.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:10 pm

pibbs wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:15 am
Don't forget, Sarah claimed she confronted some dude on the street because he made a snide remark about her tattoos, or her clothes, or weight or something. It's in a tweet buried somewhere in the PUR thread. Complete horseshit of course, but she claimed it.
If that’s in anyway true she waited until he was way out of earshot to say anything.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Ghost Dog » Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:54 pm

Yeah LInky remember when you said that you had to add more midrolls to your videos because your viewership is stagnant literally only a few months ago? Clearly that's a sign that your channel is doing really well.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:57 pm

Remember when he was begging for money to pay his taxes?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:57 pm

Ghost Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:54 pm
Yeah LInky remember when you said that you had to add more midrolls to your videos because your viewership is stagnant literally only a few months ago? Clearly that's a sign that your channel is doing really well.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:03 pm

>0 seconds ago
Absolutely couldn't wait to screencap it so you could scamper off to your little hugbox and tell all your dickriders to dunk on this rando behind his back, huh? You smarmy little pissant bitch.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:06 pm

It's part of his schedule.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:24 pm

Ghost Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:54 pm
Yeah LInky remember when you said that you had to add more midrolls to your videos because your viewership is stagnant literally only a few months ago? Clearly that's a sign that your channel is doing really well.
He's doing the DSP routine of both crying poor and claiming that he is successful.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:04 pm

Porn stars have smaller pussies than Uncle Linky.

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