Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

Linkara imagines himself being spitroasted.

[Guest]

This tag-team is what society fears the most.

[pibbs]

This tag-team is what society fears the most.

Fun Fact: Spooner isn't wearing anything waist down in this pic.

[Kugelfisch]

If that was the case, Linkara would be off frame.

[whatevs]

M&M characters redesigned for a "more dynamic, progressive world," Mars announces

M&M's iconic characters — six different colored "lentils," each with their own personality — have gotten a modern makeover for a "more dynamic, progressive world," Mars said Thursday. The redesign is focused on creating a sense of belonging and community, as well as spotlighting the character's "personalities, rather than their gender."

The most notable changes include the green M&M's redesign, which will exchange the white heeled go-go boots she was given in 1997 for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence." Mars had received criticism for the green M&M's sexy characterization. The green M&M will also be "better represented to reflect confidence and empowerment, as a strong female, and known for much more than her boots."

Uh-oh, what will poor Linky do now?

[Rapeculture]

Lol, someone with a Twatter account get on there and ask him what he thinks of this heartbreaking news.

Deep down, he will be torn apart, but he'll tweet that this was the right thing for them to do.

[Guest]

Uh-oh, what will poor Linky do now?

He already imagined the muppets gangbanging her rotting corpse, he can imagine a pair of boots back onto her.

Assuming he hasn't added sneakers to his list of fetishes.

[Complicity]

"Start with the little one".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Uh-oh, what will poor Linky do now?

The same as MovieBlob: retreat into the past where his fictional idol was pure and good.

The green M&M and the brown M&M will have a more friendly relationship, showcasing a "force supporting women." The two characters' dynamic will have them "together throwing shine and not shade," the company said.

This is like capeshit with its insistence that all women are natural-born BFFs.

[pibbs]

WHAT friends? Stop lying. It's the last Saturday of the month, you're washing that wildebeest you married.