Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
User avatar
Le Redditeur
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 7014
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:58 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:25 pm

>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 33393
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:12 pm

I thought the Lightbringer's reaction to rape was to sod off like the coward he is.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

4 wikia: static -> vignette

User avatar
Old Black Man
Champion of Lawlhalla
Posts: 4000
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:54 am

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:25 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:25 pm
>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
I really want to pen this reboot of Lightbringer now.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

User avatar
Newhalf
Posts: 1642
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:07 am

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Newhalf » Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:37 am

I refuse to believe that Linkara didn't actually say "It is I, the Lightbringer!" at least once in his life.
It's a trap!

User avatar
Old Black Man
Champion of Lawlhalla
Posts: 4000
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:54 am

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:23 am

I believe it.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 33393
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:50 am

It was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

4 wikia: static -> vignette

User avatar
drisko
Posts: 2656
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:12 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:03 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:50 am
It was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.
Well Liz wouldn't let him touch the dick. I reckon he said it under his breath as he tried to work out why the girl he was crushing on didn't come up to ask him out.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 33393
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:28 pm

Of course, he could start a new multi-year story arc where the Plot Hole returns and erases all problematic people from his videos...
Or maybe it's some new cosmic horror doing it. Would give him a good excuse to raise the tension once again by posting Zalgo text in his comment section.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

4 wikia: static -> vignette

User avatar
Guest

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:06 am


Striking while the iron is lukewarm, even taking into account that this is a patreon episode, no one outside of his already stagnant audience has cared about this movie for 5 years, also his hambeast of a wife is getting worse with her art.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 33393
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:56 am

Should've tackled the Snyder Cut, which is the only movie of this shared universe that people actually care about atm.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

4 wikia: static -> vignette

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 20 guests