Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:24 am

A black pill for Chris Stuckmann haters.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/screenrant ... ecord/amp/

Edit: As of 10 hours ago, the Kickstarter has passed $1,000,000.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:33 am

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:36 am

Found it anyway.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ab ... -stuckmann
Shelby Oaks will be Chris Stuckmann’s directing debut and first feature, based on an original script also written by Chris.
1 million is huge for one of these INs. But rating movies on YouTube does not make for a good filmmaker. What idiots.

EDIT: It's a found footage movie. Sweet pogo jumping allah on popscicle.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by mad bum » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:44 am

>Another internet nobody embezzles money for a ""movie''
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:46 am

Fuck me I'm drunk, can't internet today. Sorry.

Surprised if it's even a halfway decent movie. Found footage, what is this, the 2000's?
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:47 am

Maybe he'll novelize it for you, pibbs :3
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:48 am

I tell you what, if I raised $1 million as an IN, I'd take that money then disappear from the internet. Sheee-at, man.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:51 am

Chris's ego won't let him do that. He probably thinks he'll have a hit on his hands. He really wants to be taken seriously as a filmmaker.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:53 am

It's found footage. Spend $20k then pocket the rest.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Newhalf » Fri Mar 25, 2022 7:57 am

No special effects
Cheap ass camera
Barely edited
Amateur drama club acting students

Yeah this could be kept relatively cheap. Definitely a good choice of genre for a grift.

I do even like found footage, I really do. But few are well made, it mostly sucks, and it definitely doesn't require a lot of funding.
It was more for groups of oldey time Youtube retards to do as a passion project with their friends.
It's a trap!

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