Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

[Rapeculture]

DHI watch party when?

[pibbs]

If this actually sees the light of day, I'll pirate it then stream.

[Complicity]

I do even like found footage, I really do. But few are well made, it mostly sucks, and it definitely doesn't require a lot of funding.

Noroi (2005) is the only good one, and that's because it plays like a fake professional documentary rather than "4 retards in the woods behind their house find the Blair witch and maybe they are assaulted by cgi depending on the budget".

Maybe Stanley Kubrick over here needs 1 gorillion to kill animals for real like in Cannibal Holocaust or some shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A fundraiser for a found footage movie sounds pretty suspicious. Guess he'll blow it on ""sets"".

[Complicity]

I tell you what, if I raised $1 million as an IN, I'd take that money then disappear from the internet. Sheee-at, man.

Even better:
He pockets the money, and then becomes Spoony.
"Thanks for the support faggots! But now i have nightmare terrors, sleep apnea and i've been diagnosed with depression even though i would never go to a shrink because i'm too smart for them.
Now tell me to take all the time i need because my health comes first, and fuck off.
Watch me whine on Twitter while i spend your money, and fuck off.
Keep giving me money because my reviews saved you from your dark times, and fuck off".

[ebin namefag]

I found footage of Cuckman crying because Jay Bauman made fun of him.

[Kugelfisch]

Well, that ought to be enough rope to hang himself with. If it's a piece of shit, he will never live it down.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

That's been known for years. Cuckman couldn't even handle the slightest bit of a joke & broke down thinking being a fan of RLM would prevent him from getting roasted.



No wonder his wife left him.

[Kugelfisch]

That's got more to do with the homeboys of the hood making daily visits to get their dicks sucked.
She wasn't happy when she found out.

[ebin namefag]

Well, that ought to be enough rope to hang himself with. If it's a piece of shit, he will never live it down.

He already made shitty movies like Drive tipoff "Julia", famously preserved by /tv/ on Pornhub.