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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Half molten plastic lama.
I bet she freaks out if someone would ask her "Why the long face?"
I bet she freaks out if someone would ask her "Why the long face?"
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That was fun.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
It's the filters. I don't know what her weird obsession is with turning herself into an alien, but when photographed like a normal human being with a chin she looks much better.
I mean, yeah, she's still full figured, but she kind of looks cute here. Also this picture illustrates how much of a hobbit her husbando is. If you gave me five guesses as to what he was in the wedding party, none of them would have been 'groom.'
Which is too bad. She definitely has some good wife qualities that are being wasted.
I mean, yeah, she's still full figured, but she kind of looks cute here. Also this picture illustrates how much of a hobbit her husbando is. If you gave me five guesses as to what he was in the wedding party, none of them would have been 'groom.'
Which is too bad. She definitely has some good wife qualities that are being wasted.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
That's just her baby brother. I don't believe she's a massive behemoth like certain red dragon, right?
And you get extra faggot points for implying that she looks cute. She is very plain at best and that's that. She certainly is no Lupa, that's for sure.
And you get extra faggot points for implying that she looks cute. She is very plain at best and that's that. She certainly is no Lupa, that's for sure.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
She lost weight and the tits right with it. Great job, AyyGurl. You were slim once, got fat and you not only didn't manage to hold on to the only positive of your obesity but retained the fatgirl face and "I used to be really fat" figure.
Obligatory kek at her manlet husband.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Why does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Every photo is like that Blu-ray edition of Predator where they scrubbed out all the details.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
The MySpace angle. Used by beat slags and bacon beasts since time immemorial when overexposure alone just won't do.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Brings to mind this funny video I saw once about how to spot ugly chicks on dating sites (all of them).
-MySpace angle
-no visible neck bones
-no frontal body shots
-sausage fingers
-TONS of make up
These days its worse with the filters
-MySpace angle
-no visible neck bones
-no frontal body shots
-sausage fingers
-TONS of make up
These days its worse with the filters
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
I don't know what that means, but I think the photographer had a stroke, why the fuck would you take it from an angle like that?Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pmWhy does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
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