Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:47 am

Isn't there some "running gag" where fans recommend him to check out Invincible but he refused because it's not from DC or Marvel?
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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:39 am

Complicity wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:30 am
Well i have already written the bit about Vic, so there's no reason to click on that and listen to them going on about smelly people at cons, or how little about Tomino they know.
As if I couldn't hate these faggots enough.

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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:39 am

pibbs wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:31 am
Gah! Do all white chicks look alike when they get fat? She could be Lindsay's sister.
When you get fat your unique facial bone structure is hidden with fat, and everyone's faces look more similar.

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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by pibbs » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:05 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:39 am
pibbs wrote:
Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:31 am
Gah! Do all white chicks look alike when they get fat? She could be Lindsay's sister.
When you get fat your unique facial bone structure is hidden with fat, and everyone's faces look more similar.
Thanks Mr. FuckingScience, It's a rhetorical question.
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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:54 am

To be e-famous you need to do at least one of these things:

1. Be funny.
2. Be a friend simulator to lonely people.
3. Be a girlfriend simulator to lonely men.
4. Be sexy.

Marz can do none of these things. She is a cold emotionly dead person incapable of even pretending to care for others. She's not funny, and she's old and fat. Yet she keeps persisting her in e-celeb delusions.

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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:27 am

But badly so. She knows she has no place on the net in video, which is why she sticks to twatter.
Especially now that she's gone ultra fat. Her suffering must be extreme, knowing that 15 years ago she could pass for cute.
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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 23, 2022 3:46 pm

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Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:54 am
To be e-famous you need to do at least one of these things:

1. Be funny.
2. Be a friend simulator to lonely people.
3. Be a girlfriend simulator to lonely men.
4. Be sexy.
I'd add 5. Be interesting

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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:16 pm

Well, she did try to become a VTuber. For all of 2 hours or so.
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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by pibbs » Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:27 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 3:46 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:54 am
To be e-famous you need to do at least one of these things:

1. Be funny.
2. Be a friend simulator to lonely people.
3. Be a girlfriend simulator to lonely men.
4. Be sexy.
I'd add 5. Be interesting
6. Not having a voice that sounds like a truck down shifting on the highway.
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Re: Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 24, 2022 2:35 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 3:46 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:54 am
To be e-famous you need to do at least one of these things:

1. Be funny.
2. Be a friend simulator to lonely people.
3. Be a girlfriend simulator to lonely men.
4. Be sexy.
I'd add 5. Be interesting
1. The way she BTFO'd Vic was pretty funny.
2. You're too dumb to be her friend.
3. They know that they could never be worthy boyfriends to the Goddess.
4. Maybe she's too sexy for the average coomer; she's so far out of their league that they can't even fantasize about her
5. You don't get to 1300 pages without being interesting

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