Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Man, the only reason I'm not fully convinced that I'm looking at a photo of a troon is that I don't see enough of "her" forehead.

[Poonoo]

Neat. Disneyland has a Falcon and a small moon

You know it's about time I changed that C into a G in the thread title.

[Guest]

Is this why she had those Lanky Kong arms? Because she photoshopped her arms to hide their fatness?

[Kugelfisch]

For fuck's sake, I think she might weigh more than Voice.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Easy thing to do, I'm only 90s-style chubby, not Current-Year-style fat.

[Guest]

Easy thing to do, I'm only 90s-style chubby, not Current-Year-style fat.

Suuuuure

[Guest]

For fuck's sake, I think she might weigh more than Voice.

What about mad bum? What about Larry?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Suuuuure

Enlighten me on how to become as fat as her without a daily diet of soft drinks and doritos.

[Guest]

What about mad bum? What about Larry?

Them too

Enlighten me on how to become as fat as her without a daily diet of soft drinks and doritos.

Even with those things, I have no idea how you get arms that fat. Like tree trunks her arms are

[Guest]

Even with those things, I have no idea how you get arms that fat.

You have to add in alcoholic bloat.