"Neck bones"? That's called an Adams apple, sir. I feel like there's some shocking revelations about your past love life you're going to have to sit down for.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
My bet was Marzgurl insisted it was shot like thatSome Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:26 pmI don't know what that means, but I think the photographer had a stroke, why the fuck would you take it from an angle like that?Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pmWhy does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Maybe make tiny dude seem taller?Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:26 pmI don't know what that means, but I think the photographer had a stroke, why the fuck would you take it from an angle like that?Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pmWhy does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
That's such a weird, specific requiest that I believe it could happen. Oh, mr. photomatoto, my hubby has forgot his high heels at home, could you take us from a weird dutch angle so that he wouldn't look as tiny? Don't worry, nobody will notice something is wrong with the photo!
Maybe it's supposed to symbolize how stable their marriage is.
Maybe it's supposed to symbolize how stable their marriage is.
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The real reason why she moved.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Cute. She means that thing that I've been under all my life? Real fucking cute. Like some desert nigger being amazed about water when that shit come out of a faucet to you.
Anyway, how comes that's possible in the dreaded lands of high rent Commiefornia but not Texas to you, lass?
Anyway, how comes that's possible in the dreaded lands of high rent Commiefornia but not Texas to you, lass?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Aren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Not all Christians are likr that, just saying. Marzgurl seems the sort to not be very religiousRapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 amAren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
Lel, I know mate, I was in a shitposting mood last night hehe.Charlar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:54 amNot all Christians are likr that, just saying. Marzgurl seems the sort to not be very religiousRapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 amAren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)
With fucking filters like that I'm surprised she can't just filter out her illness.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 amAren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
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