The Angry Video Game Cuck

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hey, he stole the song name.

[Guest]

Woah woah woah. I haven't kept up with this rex viper shit. James isn't even the lead in his own band? He just plays bass?

[Liar Revealed]

Woah woah woah. I haven't kept up with this rex viper shit. James isn't even the lead in his own band? He just plays bass?

James sucks so he can't lead. He only recently started playing the guitar. (Midlife crisis.) It's bizarre because he and the slobs have parasited themselves onto real Cucknadian musicians. I don't know what the Canucks get out of this except attention from James' "celebrity".

[Le Redditeur]

Rex Viper's latest chart-topper

Very rad, yo! And almost in time for International Rock Day! Great job by the band! Of fat slobs trying too hard! Yeah!

[Guest]

I thought the mid-life crisis metal rock star was razorfist's thing

[RedLine]

If you pause at 42 seconds it appears that James had NO TIME to put on his hairpiece that day.
Some good baldness from 2:14-2:20 as well.

[Guest]

If you pause at 42 seconds it appears that James had NO TIME to put on his hairpiece that day.
Some good baldness from 2:14-2:20 as well.

ya, ya, and waters wet...

[Guest]

Woah woah woah. I haven't kept up with this rex viper shit. James isn't even the lead in his own band? He just plays bass?

James sucks so he can't lead. He only recently started playing the guitar. (Midlife crisis.) It's bizarre because he and the slobs have parasited themselves onto real Cucknadian musicians. I don't know what the Canucks get out of this except attention from James' "celebrity".

The lead singer has his own YouTube channel where he seems to average between 100 and 200 views per video.

So from that perspective, James audience probably looks pretty appealing.

[Kugelfisch]

The videos make a noose look very appealing.

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's fucking revolting. Obviously, the actual musicians are just fucking around, trying to leech some of the Jamesy's audience (idiots), while James is being his autistic self (the best part is his moving toupee, nice catch, Redline), and the most exciting thing happening is when they summon the ogre around 3:45. And it sounds so bad. The mixing is just fucked, as if James did it himself. I have no idea what happend, but it sounds so flat, as if they recorded it in a barn - I'm guessing everybody recorded this separately, or at least James did (if they even used his guitar, no idea) and somebody fucked up massively.



What is going on here?! This isn't even balding, it's like his scalp is just missing. Maybe some redskin took offense (who wouldn't, when you look at what James has been shitting out in past 10 years) and took the matter in their own hands.



Still can't make expressions like a normal person.