The Angry Video Game Cuck

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 15, 2022 6:27 am

Dehbashi wrote:
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The hilarious part is that according to James, the picture that Jack's character is in for the final shot is July 4 so not even close to a Christmas movie. :lol:
But it snows, and there are ghosts, so they're Christmas ghosts.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Dec 15, 2022 8:12 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Should be good meme fuel. I'd hope for Mike to read it, actually. That would've been the most glorious mess. Just imagine the bloopers.
I don't think Matei would be willing to do that even if Bimmy paid him (and if you know something about Bimmy, then you know that the only thing he hates more than having no time, is to pay his friends in anything else but exposure - because his friends are supposed to be there to help him make art selflessly!).

He actually refers to him as "Matei", or "Mike Matei" across the book, as if the audience had no idea who he was, some distant memory. Clearly, they are not on good terms. The only people left, who are associating with Bim, are people that get some money out of him, or some questionable exposure. Man of the people.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Thu Dec 15, 2022 3:35 pm

They need to redo that Shining documentary to ad James theory that it’s a christmas film after the guys tell you about it being about the American Indians and the moon landing.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 15, 2022 3:45 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Dec 15, 2022 8:12 am
He actually refers to him as "Matei", or "Mike Matei" across the book, as if the audience had no idea who he was, some distant memory. Clearly, they are not on good terms.
That's exactly why I'd want Motherfucker Mike to read it. From all I've seen it's embarrassing shit.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:10 am

Here's the audio book:
https://anonfiles.com/34raJ4Mayd/
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Dec 16, 2022 3:24 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:10 am
Here's the audio book:
https://anonfiles.com/34raJ4Mayd/
Ah hell now I have no excuse.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:21 am

Just watch out, it's read in mind-numbingly boring monotone, Bimmy sounds like he's drugged out of his mind, it kinda sucks out the shock value of his retarded antics, when you have them read to you by a boring old man. Expected him to act it out, put some soul to his autistic momories, perhaps give it a little bit of heart? Bimmy has no heart no more. That, or he just doesn't bother pretending he ever had one.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:51 am

You know what I never thought back when I still watched AVGN and Monster Madness?

"Man, I bet he'd be great as an audio book narrator"
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by ebin namefag » Fri Dec 16, 2022 11:20 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:51 am
You know what I never thought back when I still watched AVGN and Monster Madness?
"Man, I bet he'd be great as an audio book narrator"
Next you'll tell me you never thought he'd be a great memoirist.
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Ihatebradjones » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:59 pm

He read it himself? Surprised he found the time for it, I expected him to just outsource it to one of the slobs.
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