The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Musical Space Cowboy]

I don't like that song to begin with, which makes this embarrassing video even worse to me.

[RAPEMAN]

Watching a morbidly obese man singing in the world's lamest battle vest is embarrassing.

[RedLine]

A super obese man, wearing a denim vest that is many sizes too small and a t-shirt with a character from a child's television show, sings in front of a 3D model of a handheld electronic game from over 20 years ago.

[veris leta facies]

Rex Viper - Eye of the Tiger
Holy shit, I didn't expect this to be THIS cringe. Musically it sucks ass, everything sounds a bit off-balance and the singer sounds horrible. Are there drums? There's a guy playing drums on the video, but I can't hear them. Did James get his wonder kid to mix this? When the tempo picks up, there's a weird SSSSSHHHH sound coming out my monitors. Yes, this is a real treat for the ears. Not only it sounds like shit, but everything that is going on on the video is extremely stupid, uninspiring and LAME. The same garbage animations are repeated at least five times and whose brilliant idea it was to get that fat piece of shit there to dance? Yeah, shake that booty! RORW! And how does this relate to Rocky 3? Is Clubber supposedly Gameboy...? And Rocky is... Tiger handheld..? WTF?

I know the AVGN fanbase is probably one of the most retarded fanbases there is, but it's still surprising to see how many likes that video has. One have to be incredibly retarded to unironically like this.

SpoilerShow

"Dumdi dumdi daa, playing my Tiger Electronics LCD, oh crap, there's A TIGER!!"

HAHHAHHAHAAA!! YOU GUYS SO FUNNY!!! HAHHAHHAAA

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does he sexually identify as Gengar, or does he just wanna fuck Gengar?

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Justin is so much of a consoomer retard that he bought Ethnic Cleansing from Resistance Records just to make a shitty review.

"Durr, I hate Nazis. I hate them so much that I'm handing my money to them, durr."

[Guest]

Musically it sucks ass, everything sounds a bit off-balance and the singer sounds horrible. Are there drums? There's a guy playing drums on the video, but I can't hear them. Did James get his wonder kid to mix this? When the tempo picks up, there's a weird SSSSSHHHH sound coming out my monitors. Yes, this is a real treat for the ears. Not only it sounds like shit, but everything that is going on on the video is extremely stupid, uninspiring and LAME.

If it's that shit, SSF will probably unironically love it. Song of the year for him.

[Kugelfisch]

Fucking hell! I actually watched it and it's atrocious!
Shit singing, terrible mix or maybe even botched recording.

What was the point of the 8 string guitar? Did they want to flex? If so, maybe instead spend the money on getting the lefty a lefty guitar (you're not Hendrix) or at the very least string it like one.

[Moe Bitches]

The same guitar lead seven years ago and it's proof that some people just can't improve.

[RAPEMAN]

Chubby Emu made a medical video staring Fat Bastard and it of course involves diabetes.

The same guitar lead seven years ago and it's proof that some people just can't improve.

You've described me perfectly.