I don't know how you've put a negative one on it. None of those people want to pay to read her bookGuest wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:05 pmI guess if you wanted to put a positive spin on it.
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Her publisher and her YouTube buddies haven't been shilling it. Bookstores have it on the bottom shelf of their new releases, it hasn't cracked the top 10 on any of Amazon's oddly specific ranked lists, and they didn't get anyone to buy out the stock from the stores the NYT checks with when they make their bestseller's list. She'll be lucky if she gets a 3rd book out of this.
Also of note, the book has a foreward that's basically "If this book triggers you it's not my fault" which is funny coming from a wokescold whose career has been complaining about how fiction should meet the politics of 5 seconds ago. And if you're hoping for some sweet raptor on human action, most of the book is the main character going on about muh trauma.
Also of note, the book has a foreward that's basically "If this book triggers you it's not my fault" which is funny coming from a wokescold whose career has been complaining about how fiction should meet the politics of 5 seconds ago. And if you're hoping for some sweet raptor on human action, most of the book is the main character going on about muh trauma.
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I'm going to take a wild guess about the plot of the new piece of shit:
The tall, dark skinned Muslim alien/transformer is going to impregnate Self-Insert Sanchez Cortez Ortega Sacarico Ellis, but her aged, human, trashy uterus spontaneously aborts the little freak of nature.
Even though current president Obammy declares the event a national tragedy, their relationship never recovers.
Space Arab Hunk leaves her fat ass and marries the fertile, right-winged blonde supermodel Lauren Western, while the Self-Insert becomes even fatter and uglier, stuffing her face with ice cream sandwiches and wine on the toilet.
Her dog dies after she sits on it.
Moral of the story:
Beware of toxic masculinity, low IQ cat ladies, it also comes from space.
I'm way more curious to know how Razorfist's The Long Moonlight Black Cock fares in comparison.
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How do I get it then? I'm not an expert at pirating, I just use Pirate Bay.
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Does it count as warez if the link is to something I'd tell anyone to avoid at all cost?
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I saw it as well on a private tracker I use, the seeds were unfortunately a number other than zero.
It kinda reminds me about how Ernest Cline's 2nd and 3rd books came out with much less fanfare as Ready Player One. It almost feels like the publishers will go all out to get a new author with an audience to exploit, but they want to know if that audience will shell out for book 2 on its own. EIther that or Lindsay has a terrible agent, and they don't have to market the book that much because she didn't negotiate much of an advance.Oengae wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:00 pmHer publisher and her YouTube buddies haven't been shilling it. Bookstores have it on the bottom shelf of their new releases, it hasn't cracked the top 10 on any of Amazon's oddly specific ranked lists, and they didn't get anyone to buy out the stock from the stores the NYT checks with when they make their bestseller's list. She'll be lucky if she gets a 3rd book out of this.
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That arrogant bitch probably truly believed she was the next JD Salinger and people would flock to her new book with no effort or real marketing.
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She did presume whatever she crapped out would be successful, but it's the publisher who decided to pull the marketing for this particular turd.
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Maybe they have just realized that these modern hack writers age like spoiled milk, so they're not even going to waste money on the marketing.PassTheRemote wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 5:28 amIt kinda reminds me about how Ernest Cline's 2nd and 3rd books came out with much less fanfare as Ready Player One. It almost feels like the publishers will go all out to get a new author with an audience to exploit, but they want to know if that audience will shell out for book 2 on its own. EIther that or Lindsay has a terrible agent, and they don't have to market the book that much because she didn't negotiate much of an advance.
Many people already grew tired of Cline's stick by the time he released his 2nd book, and many who - for some reason - loved RP1 hated RP2. I don't see his legacy lasting to a book 5.
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