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[Guest]

Fucking shit she's fat on that photo. She looks like a corpse. Don't newspapers hire pro photographers anymore? When she does a better job with photoshop in her shitty bideo, you know press hit new low.

That's an old photo. She looks much worse now

[Le Redditeur]

"Dinosaur fucking fetishist Lindsay Elis releases new alien smut oeuvre"

[Poonoo]

But enough about the heavy stuff. If you’ve read Axiom’s End, and/or you’re a fan of Lindsay Ellis’s, I know which question is at the front of your mind. It’s a question I was also asking before I picked up this book. It’s what everyone wants to know: Do Cora and Ampersand fuck?

The answer is no.

Dammit.

She has to keep the grift going. She knows leftist degenerates want alien sex and she will deny them that until the sales drop too much, she is a cunning grifter I'll give her that.

If you think she looks fat in that photo, then you didn't see her on the financial diet a few months ago.

When did Miscarriage of Acchild get this funny?

[pibbs]

Alcohol mixed with foods high in salt, fat and sugar will age a bitch. Probably smokes menthols too.

[Guest]

Alcohol mixed with foods high in salt, fat and sugar will age a bitch. Probably smokes menthols too.

That's what happens when you go to The Cheesecake Factory and Disneyland too much.

[Guest]

A metric ton of alcohol, fatty foods and cum. That's why Lindsay looks like shit

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Probably smokes menthols too.

Well, she's gotta suck on something when she's not sucking Tyrone.

[Newhalf]

Never has the saying "aged like milk" been more fitting.
Can't her book be a bestseller tho even if it doesn't sell? If it has the right message.
What irks me the most about the story is how the main character was pretty much useless, she only pissed herself and didn't even fuck the space raptor.
In this sequel when the aliens are known, she can only go on to be even less useful than ever.

[Kugelfisch]

Of course. You want your dumb bitch readership to identify with your main character.

[Oengae]

Fucking shit she's fat on that photo. She looks like a corpse. Don't newspapers hire pro photographers anymore? When she does a better job with photoshop in her shitty bideo, you know press hit new low.

>Photoshop

You mean only doing front facing shots, only shooting from the shoulders up, and using a lighting rig turned up so high it could signal Batman?