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This boy is sexist af.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed May 12, 2021 10:16 pm

This boy is sexist af.

What's wrong with being sexy?

My one desire in life is to impregnate this goddess.

Guest wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 7:25 am

My one desire in life is to impregnate this goddess.

I don't think she's capable of being pregnant anymore.

Should be okay, I bet Lupor operates like the anglerfish. The pathetic tiny male that attaches itself to her slowly shrinks and withers until it's only a pair of gonads stuck to her that she can then freely use to impregnate herself.
Well, if her eggs weren't completely dried up by now.

At least she succeeded in leeching off of the Cucknadian simp that is Phealous.

Guest wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 7:25 am

"Aliens!"

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 8:47 am

At least she succeeded in leeching off of the Cucknadian simp that is Phealous.

Did she really get anything from him rather than excusing her abstinence from her parents at Thanks Giving.

RAPEMAN wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 11:02 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 8:47 am

At least she succeeded in leeching off of the Cucknadian simp that is Phealous.

Did she really get anything from him rather than excusing her abstinence from her parents at Thanks Giving.

She got a cohost for her charmed podcast and he does a Movie Nights episode with her several times a year.

I can't confirm any of this, but it wouldn't really surprise me if...

• ... he helped to make many of those Brad crossovers possible. Most of them also feature Phealous, and he and Brad seem to have more common grounds in terms of bad movie taste (they even both did the Troll "trilogy" and had a boring-ass crossover without Lupa that was just them rambling on about a Troll 4 that doesn't actually exist, as a sort of April's Fools).
• ... he played no small part in getting her a role and sufficient screentime in the later anniversary movies (which she is embarassed of being in thanks to the new post-CTC narrative). Phealous was like the main special effects guy for these movies, so he could probably pull a few strings.
• ... he supports her financially. His toy collection shows he has too much income and not enough common sense, and Lupa whined a lot (on wordpess or wherever the fuck) about not being able to afford rent when the evil Overlords of tgwtg told her to slow it down with the ads.