Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Amadeus]

God, no wonder every time I see Phelous he looks grey-er and more empty-eyed. What a soul crushing life it must be to have to live with that shrieking old crone. I feel bad for him. Poor turbo-autist just wants to be left alone with his bootleg Ninja Turtles figures and Ghostbusters CEDs. Now he has to spend day in and day out feigning interest in whatever real or imagined slight Lupa is shrieking about that day, dealt to her by this cruel, bigoted world of ours.

[CuckTurdginson]

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[RAPEMAN]

God, no wonder every time I see Phelous he looks grey-er and more empty-eyed. What a soul crushing life it must be to have to live with that shrieking old crone. I feel bad for him. Poor turbo-autist just wants to be left alone with his bootleg Ninja Turtles figures and Ghostbusters CEDs. Now he has to spend day in and day out feigning interest in whatever real or imagined slight Lupa is shrieking about that day, dealt to her by this cruel, bigoted world of ours.

He should have just came out of the closet!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Man, he has the dead, soulless stare and the crude mockery of a human emotion of a troon.

[Ghost Dog]

God, no wonder every time I see Phelous he looks grey-er and more empty-eyed. What a soul crushing life it must be to have to live with that shrieking old crone. I feel bad for him. Poor turbo-autist just wants to be left alone with his bootleg Ninja Turtles figures and Ghostbusters CEDs. Now he has to spend day in and day out feigning interest in whatever real or imagined slight Lupa is shrieking about that day, dealt to her by this cruel, bigoted world of ours.

Don't feel bad for Phelous. He could've broken up with her a long time ago considering they dated for over a decade before they had their sham wedding. Phelous is in a hell of his own creation.

[Kugelfisch]

Am I supposed to feel sympathy for a faggot as old as me that takes pictures of what I assume is supposed to be an excited expression for cheap action figures of capeshit? Am I? With that dead-eyed, partially Jew mongrel? This piece of shit that I would unjustly honour by releasing him from this mortal plane by bashing his head in with a leaden pipe?

Last time something agitated me in a vague way like that was when when King Crimson uploaded this shit you have have to listen to at 1.25 speed because these old walkers can't fucking hack it no more.

[wulfenlord]

Whadday'all mean soulless? He's livin' the life!

[Kronos]

Am I supposed to feel sympathy for a faggot as old as me that takes pictures of what I assume is supposed to be an excited expression for cheap action figures of capeshit? Am I? With that dead-eyed, partially Jew mongrel? This piece of shit that I would unjustly honour by releasing him from this mortal plane by bashing his head in with a leaden pipe?

Last time something agitated me in a vague way like that was when when King Crimson uploaded this shit you have have to listen to at 1.25 speed because these old walkers can't fucking hack it no more.

Goddamn...It's like they're in molasses. Ever hear Entombed's version? I think it rips.

That being said, yeah, Failous should've stuck to fapping to his sister, cause you know he's not doing shit with Looba. All of his pain is through his own making.

[rabidtictac]

Private Crimson! You play that guitar like old people fuck! I bet if there was some pussy on that fret board you could get your fingers in there! What is your major malfunction?

[Complicity]

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