Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:48 am

Resident Evil is a bizzare beast to say the least. There seem to be almost as many "movies" as there are games, that is, a shit-ton. I'm pretty sure they have at least 3 CGI ones, Mila Jovowitch's husbando, who's name I can't remember now (the pervert that made Event Horizon), decided to cum in his pants at least 5 or 6 times, and there are likely some I'm not even aware of.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:51 am

How can you possibly forget the name Paul W. S. Anderson?
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:55 am

Turns out, it's surprisingly easy to block out failure.
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At least Joe can be happy that in welcome to raccoon city they turned Leon into a beaner
And they are pretty progressive to let a tranny play Jill Valentine.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:21 am

Really sucks that they finally got rid of that hackfraud Paul W.S. Anderson and his stupid Mary-Sue waifu, only to have all the characters brownwashed in the new Resident Evil movie.

Sienna Gullory was perfect as Jill in the second one, but that stupid Milla Jovovich bitch has to upstage her in everything because God forbid that Paul W.S. Anderson would make a Resident Evil movie about one of the game characters .

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:35 am

I'll never understand why they don't just get the model for Jill to play Jill
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:17 pm

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Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:21 am
Really sucks that they finally got rid of that hackfraud Paul W.S. Anderson and his stupid Mary-Sue waifu, only to have all the characters brownwashed in the new Resident Evil movie.
I assume the zombies are meant as an allegory for the hateful white masses that want to build walls and shit.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by RedLine » Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:15 pm

RE4 but in the Southern US.
The Ganados are MAGA hicks. Sadler is a Trump figure. Luis is now the hero as an undocumented Guatemalan. The Merchant is trans. Ashley becomes a "kickass woman" that successfully defends herself in physical altercations.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:36 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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They're making another RE movie? How can that even work without Alice :roll: ?
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The Uncharted games were not that woke until the fourth one, when Neil "I'm sorry for being a man" Duckmann took over the directing and writing, and he decided to add a sheboon who overpowers Nathan and his brother. They were filled with stupid writerspeak though.
You see, the fourth one reflects the current vision for the entire franchise, "updated" for mordern audiences.
You tell me...


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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:45 pm

"Every story has a beginning..."

How innovative. What's next? A "Heroes aren't X [born]. They are Y [infected]"?

>Claire the conspiracy theoriest (since childhood?) that no one believes until it is too late

Just what RE has always been missing: A paint-by-number disaster movie plot. It's really just missing the evil mayor who believes in no warnings and doesn't want to cancel the all-important Racoon City Festival, dammit.

>slowed-down version of the He-Man meme video song What's Up

I had to stop at this point because JFC :lol: :lol:
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:18 pm

That sounds should only play when Chris punches boulders

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