Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos
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Can't wait to see Joe splooge all over Tom Holland
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At least that game already is a movie so the conversion should be really easy.
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They already messed it up by casting Robert Downey Jr.'s grooming victim as the lead. Not that I give a shit about Dude Raider.
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How? Uncharted already is a woke movie. Copy paste that shit and it's a done deal.
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The Uncharted games were not that woke until the fourth one, when Neil "I'm sorry for being a man" Duckmann took over the directing and writing, and he decided to add a sheboon who overpowers Nathan and his brother. They were filled with stupid writerspeak though.
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You forgot our boi Kneel Dongman has a track record of ruining what was already irredeemably awful with TLOU2.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:13 amHow? Uncharted already is a woke movie. Copy paste that shit and it's a done deal.
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Ruining Uncharted is akin to bombing Mars. Nothing to ruin. He can't possibly add self-motion-capped scenes of fucking a staggeringly masculine tranny in a mainstream popcorn movie.
Oh he'd try, but they won't let him.
Oh he'd try, but they won't let him.
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At least Joe can be happy that in welcome to raccoon city they turned Leon into a beaner
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They're making another RE movie? How can that even work without Alice ?
You see, the fourth one reflects the current vision for the entire franchise, "updated" for mordern audiences.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:29 amThe Uncharted games were not that woke until the fourth one, when Neil "I'm sorry for being a man" Duckmann took over the directing and writing, and he decided to add a sheboon who overpowers Nathan and his brother. They were filled with stupid writerspeak though.
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