Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:30 pm

Can't wait to see Joe splooge all over Tom Holland


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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:31 pm

At least that game already is a movie so the conversion should be really easy.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:48 am

Don't worry, they will still mess it up.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:43 am

They already messed it up by casting Robert Downey Jr.'s grooming victim as the lead. Not that I give a shit about Dude Raider.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:13 am

mad bum wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:48 am
Don't worry, they will still mess it up.
How? Uncharted already is a woke movie. Copy paste that shit and it's a done deal.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:29 am

The Uncharted games were not that woke until the fourth one, when Neil "I'm sorry for being a man" Duckmann took over the directing and writing, and he decided to add a sheboon who overpowers Nathan and his brother. They were filled with stupid writerspeak though.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:48 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:13 am
mad bum wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:48 am
Don't worry, they will still mess it up.
How? Uncharted already is a woke movie. Copy paste that shit and it's a done deal.
You forgot our boi Kneel Dongman has a track record of ruining what was already irredeemably awful with TLOU2.

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:55 am

Ruining Uncharted is akin to bombing Mars. Nothing to ruin. He can't possibly add self-motion-capped scenes of fucking a staggeringly masculine tranny in a mainstream popcorn movie.
Oh he'd try, but they won't let him.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:12 am

At least Joe can be happy that in welcome to raccoon city they turned Leon into a beaner

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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 24, 2021 8:28 am

They're making another RE movie? How can that even work without Alice :roll: ?
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Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:29 am
The Uncharted games were not that woke until the fourth one, when Neil "I'm sorry for being a man" Duckmann took over the directing and writing, and he decided to add a sheboon who overpowers Nathan and his brother. They were filled with stupid writerspeak though.
You see, the fourth one reflects the current vision for the entire franchise, "updated" for mordern audiences.
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