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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He and DSP need to arrange a duel (of the fates).

[Complicity]

At least Elden Ring doesn't require you to sink five figures per year to collect sweaty men in speedos.

I kinda want Rich to stream Elden Ring now. I want to see if he's at the point where he's speedrunning the games and knows all the timesave tech. ReviewSoulsUSA: SL1 Club Only No Bonfires World Record Speedrun. Post it on SDA.

He's probably doing the exact opposite:
99 in every stat "build", while collecting every armor set, spell and weapon by repeatedly killing enemies until they drop (gotta go around dressed as the zombie nobles!).
And still dying like a bitch in the process.

He and DSP need to arrange a duel (of the fates).

King Pigroach has already won at life:

[rabidtictac]

I dunno man.

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I had about 750 hours in Warband and I knew the fastest ways to get overpowered. You recruit a bunch of trash and find or buy a cheap horse. Then go fight a very small pack of Nords. Nords would carry very strong defensive armors for how early you could fight and beat them. They didn't ride horses, thus were trivial to kite with your own horse. With a sword or lance, you could cut them down thanks to the increased damage from the horse's inertia. Your army of trash would also shoot arrows and maybe whittle down a couple of them for you (trash Khergits on horses could also cheese them.) With these tricks, you could outfit yourself in a full housecarl's outfit in very little time. Huscarl armor isn't the best in the game but it is way better than what you can get anywhere else that early. Trying to take on any of the other elite faction warriors is infinitely harder than going after Nords. Other faction elites have horses and you can't cheese a horse without risking a lance instakill.

Pretty much every game I've ever played beyond a hundred hours, I have found stuff like this that makes repeat playthroughs faster. I don't understand how ReviewFromSoft could play 700+ hours and NOT learn all the sick tech.

[Complicity]

I dunno man.

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I had about 750 hours in Warband and I knew the fastest ways to get overpowered. You recruit a bunch of trash and find or buy a cheap horse. Then go fight a very small pack of Nords. Nords would carry very strong defensive armors for how early you could fight and beat them. They didn't ride horses, thus were trivial to kite with your own horse. With a sword or lance, you could cut them down thanks to the increased damage from the horse's inertia. Your army of trash would also shoot arrows and maybe whittle down a couple of them for you (trash Khergits on horses could also cheese them.) With these tricks, you could outfit yourself in a full housecarl's outfit in very little time. Huscarl armor isn't the best in the game but it is way better than what you can get anywhere else that early. Trying to take on any of the other elite faction warriors is infinitely harder than going after Nords. Other faction elites have horses and you can't cheese a horse without risking a lance instakill.

Pretty much every game I've ever played beyond a hundred hours, I have found stuff like this that makes repeat playthroughs faster. I don't understand how ReviewFromSoft could play 700+ hours and NOT learn all the sick tech.

SpurdoSpardeUSA isn't the brightest tool in the shed, but i also believe he wouldn't go for the level cap and item collection out of incompetence, but out of autism.
Elden Ring is huge, bigger than Skyrim because there's an entire world below the surface map - and it became bigger with the expansion.
Every enemy can eventually drop their weapons, and every humanoid can eventually drop their entire outfit - but the drops are random, so for example if you kill the same soldier 50 times in a row you may get 10 copies of his helm, 2 copies of his gloves, 1 chest piece, his crossbow but no boots and no spear at all.
It becomes a Hog@n pulling situation.
On top of that you need more than 1 billion runes to reach the level cap of 713; not to mention the runes needed to buy exclusive spells, armors and weapons from the vendors.
I can totally see Bitchard becoming addicted to those aspects of the game, rather than speedrunning.

[Kugelfisch]

>kino casino
A show with two retarded Cucknadians. A fat, spastic one and an even dumber one that is baffled by everything and only contributes by clapping.
The show really shouldn't work. Yet somehow it does. I think it's exactly because it's the show the "sektor" requires and deserves.

What's extra weird and doesn't get brought up enough is he's apparently a father and I think his mother lives with him. There are clips of her yelling at him because he neglects his child.

Two kids, single father. Both his parents live with him. Or he with them.

[rabidtictac]

Doing more research, it sounds like his parents gifted him a house and now Rich the Bitch is selling it from under them. Ayyy lmao.

[Kugelfisch]

Doesn't sound like the grift has been all that successful for the fat git. So much begging, so little to show for. At least Phil's paypigs meet their quota.

[rabidtictac]

Sounds like typical Tim Buckley path.

>blew up
>got money
>became lazy and entitled
>started messaging hoes and trying to fly them in/love bomb them
>they took the free shit but never fucked him
>money fell off
>lolcow refused to pay people he contracted for business
>bipolar lolcow spends all day freaking out at internet shit/eating
>realized streaming pays decently and is easier than making bideos
>full time streamer
>still in the DMs of every female while lying about it
>chimping out daily over DSP and other stupid shit
>Jay has to step in and slap Rich's hands away from the twitter account
>Jay produces videos himself on the main channel for Rich's profit because he a cuckold
>the videos do well, Rich gets jealous
>bipolar narc fires Jay, refuses to pay just like with Big Cheese
>eventually caves and pays because he a bitch
>keeps talking shit about Jay
>deliberately shows Jay's IP address as his computer background screen on a stream
>Jay hacked next day
>hackers get into Jay's bank accounts, make withdrawals and send shooter/drug addict threats in Jay's name to local areas
>all signs point to Rich's involvement
>also, Rich was clearly cheating emotionally with random e-thots (trying to fuck them but failing) while he was still in a relationship with his ex-wife-who-isn't-a-wife
>Rich confirmed a real-life Incel despite having kids, gets super mad when you bring up that he can't get laid
>deletes channel because it's not making enough money, so now it's making zero dollars-brilliant
>says he's going to leave until after the election
>comes back the next day to chimp out over Jay again

Chimping out over Jay in general and playing Elden Ring seem to be his two joys in life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>realized streaming pays decently and is easier than making bideos

That's just the standard IN path. They never switch up their format unless it results in less work for them.

[Complicity]

>they took the free shit but never fucked him

Ah, the Seven Pesos....

>says he's going to leave until after the election

Does he have TDS?
If so, i bet he thinks Trump is Godrick The Golden/Grafted.