Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 19, 2024 10:54 pm

The early videos were just Spoony riffing on the batshit insanity in Ultima's pulp / sci-fi elements. Then he just started becoming bitter when the quality of the games went to shit.
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Post by Rushy » Sun May 19, 2024 11:40 pm

He said at one point that he only made that retrospective so he could provide context for his absolute loathing of Ultima IX.

The early reviews worked bc Spoony never took them that seriously. They were just fluff pieces meant to build up his real magnum opus.

I'll always appreciate them for inspiring me to check out the first Ultima Underworld, which is now my favourite video game
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Complicity » Sun May 19, 2024 11:49 pm

He was already complaining at Ultima 2, because he couldn't figure out shit on his own.
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Again, though, the earlier ones were okay... but they don't hold a candle to the videos Majuular is putting out now
The criticism offered by Bimmy , Doge and their imitators was dogshit compared to modern Youtubers'.
They were people with average/below average intelligence copying what they saw in Mystery Science Theater 3000, nitpicking trivial things to look smart while themes, plot and, in case of vidyas, gameplay were flying above their empty heads, and taking part in mongoloid skits for toddlers and jabroni adults.

Back then there was no reason for smart, competent people to make Youtube videos.
Bimmy and 10incher were literal retards.
Suede and Peerod were literal retards.
Doge was an ex janitor.
Cockslut was ready to give and receive on tranny porn sites, while pretending to be hardcore Christian. He bought all the comics of the local bargain bin and said to himself "i can be Doge, but about comics!".
Benito was a fat idiot who bought all the animu dvds of the local bargain bin, and said to himself "i can be Doge, but about animu!".
Spoony was a narc who couldn't keep a job.
Lupa was a narc who couldn't keep a job.
Sarah Wilson was a narc, using her father's death as an excuse to not do jack shit.
MarzCunt was a useless idiot, wasting her dad's money to go to Japan, while not doing jack shit.
Ellis was a dumb film school whore, aborting mulatto babies.
Failous was a manchild who had sex with plastic dolls. And nothing or no one else.
Brad was a failed porn director.

SsethTzeentach instead started making Youtube videos because he could make 10 times more than with his corporate position, that he achieved after a degree in medicine, despite his family being ruined by the Soviet Union.
See the difference?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon May 20, 2024 2:52 pm

Almost as if losers never have anything interesting for say.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue May 21, 2024 11:17 pm

When Doge quits screeching - he kind of does, or is at least likeable.

His vlogs have always been better than NC.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Tue May 21, 2024 11:42 pm

That seems to be a trend, out-of-"character" shit being better. See also that comparison between Dracula adaptations that Bimmy did.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Wed May 22, 2024 1:02 am

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Tue May 21, 2024 11:17 pm
When Doge quits screeching
He quit years ago. He even mentioned that his voice can't handle it anymore. The Nostalgia Critic videos are just glorified Doge Reviews now.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 22, 2024 4:33 am

Eventually, everyone becomes Doge.
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Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Tue Jun 11, 2024 7:00 am

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by GitGud » Thu Jun 13, 2024 10:23 am

You IDIOTS let Spoony out again? wtf? You cannot leave for a few months and everything goes down to hell. Like, this is the reason why the word goes to shit when you leave the door to the containment unit WIDE OPEN
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