Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Didn't someone who knew them say Maureen is real but was basically retarded and controlled by BJ? If she's not dead she might have left him and he's using her name to keep the grift going. I don't recall any legal death notice being found, just a mention online from his supposed place of work.

[Guest]

Didn't someone who knew them say Maureen is real but was basically retarded and controlled by BJ? If she's not dead she might have left him and he's using her name to keep the grift going. I don't recall any legal death notice being found, just a mention online from his supposed place of work.

The "place of work" was a vanity horror magazine and they never met him either, they based their notice on a tweet from "Maureen."

[Kugelfisch]

Maureen does exist and she did live together with Michael. The anon that knew him provided Periscope streams and you can see her in it, along with Michael being a mean asshole with a victim complex.

But they weren't a romantic couple and she wasn't ever on twitter. Just accounts in her name but operated by Michael.

[RedLine]

The most important thing to remember is that he was arrested for giving $20 blowjobs in the public library.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But he did it for Maureen.

[wulfenlord]

Oh wow, a 10 year old /mu/-meme, not sure how I feel about this modern Spoony

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Rachel must be wetting herself due to laughter right now.

[RedLine]

Give that man another Mashable award.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She would've loved to join @DepressionMuse on that walk... for the 5 minutes it would take for he knees to give up again.

[Guest]

Wait, aren't whales living is salted water?
I'm actually wondering if whale would die in fresh water.
I guess warthog wants to find out.