Yes, but then her arthritis and diabetes would be cured, and then she couldn't use the #sicknotweak shield to excuse her slothful worthless existence.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:06 pmGiven her size I'd say she could probably survive two months without eating.
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Soup can be fucking delicious if your taste buds aren't completely fucked.
I hope he never does that again. Trek has suffered enough, dammit.
Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:09 pmYes, but then her arthritis and diabetes would be cured, and then she couldn't be the brave warrior fighting every single day of her life
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She could last 90 days with tap water and a salt lick. It would do her a world of good.
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I can't imagine a doctor telling Noah to avoid all physical activity and to instead lay around the couch and pork out on Taco Bell and Mountain Dew. I'm sure that's great for his heart.
So much for her taking responsibility for her condition. She's back to wolfing down a week's worth of groceries in one day.
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I'm certain you are correct. He either read something on WebMD and self-diagnosed or he's purposely misconstruing something he was told.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:22 pmI can't imagine a doctor telling Noah to avoid all physical activity and to instead lay around the couch and pork out on Taco Bell and Mountain Dew.
But we all know he uses "My Heart Condition" when April or Miles imply he should do anything that involves something more strenuous than breathing.
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He's weakening his heart on purpose. You see, his "condition" is that his heart is too strong. Too much physical activity will cause its mighty muscles to pump all the blood out of itself.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:22 pmSo much for her taking responsibility for her condition. She's back to wolfing down a week's worth of groceries in one day.
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I mean, this is the guy who keeps telling people he has chronic bronchitis, broken ribs, bi-polar disorder and all sorts of other stupid nonsense. Of course he made up a heart condition
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Imagine being that social worker, having to deal with all those retards constantly breaking shit and the cops showing up all the time.
Then this stinking, fat, whiny cunt you absolutely detested the moment you met her calls you late in the evening to ask if you'd buy groceries because she blew her allowance on dumb shit already.
Then this stinking, fat, whiny cunt you absolutely detested the moment you met her calls you late in the evening to ask if you'd buy groceries because she blew her allowance on dumb shit already.
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I think I told you guys that my uncle was a boomer manchild, and he would do things like that. The only example I can remember clearly is when he said, "My psychiatrist says I can only work a job with zero stress."RedLine wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:35 pmI'm certain you are correct. He either read something on WebMD and self-diagnosed or he's purposely misconstruing something he was told.
But we all know he uses "My Heart Condition" when April or Miles imply he should do anything that involves something more strenuous than breathing.
And of course, there is no such job. So we always tried to figure out what the doctor really said. It was probably something like, "Try to avoid high-stress occupations."
Well, at least my uncle had one or two redeeming qualities, unlike Spoons.
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I had a deathfat aunt that was told by a doctor she shouldn't do exercises that were hard on her joints like jogging or jumping rope and she decided that meant she couldn't exercise at all.
For some reason though all the advice the same doctor gave about healthier eating wasn't followed.
She's dead now.
For some reason though all the advice the same doctor gave about healthier eating wasn't followed.
She's dead now.
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