Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Sneaky way to humble brag about a "heart condition" and college.

[Guest]

Such a fucking freak.

[Guest]

Even the blue-uniformed Picard from that episode had a better life than Spoony

[RedLine]

Sneaky way to humble brag about a "heart condition" and college.

That "heart condition" is a solid pocket ace for Spoony against ever working.

[Guest]

Well at least it's plausible. Every single day strangers scream at Spoony to do something and he wields one of his endless array of health ailments to explain to them why he can't.

[wulfenlord]

Even in his dreams, he is a loser.

As is his entourage.

Rachel. Sweetie. Snookums. Having 2 days of soup won't kill you.

Hell, a month of starvation won't kill you.

[Guest]

I regularly just eat some soup on certain days.

Because I'm not a landwhale food dumpster.

[Le Redditeur]

On the contrary, a couple days eating some chicken and veggie soup will do wonders to detox your digestive system while keeping you relatively well nurtured.

But that doesn't taste greasy and sugary, so of course Warthog would have none of that

[Guest]

The fact that Rachel isn't dead kind of proves that the entire pandemic was a big lie to obscure the ongoing economic collapse

[Guest]

Hell, a month of starvation won't kill you.

Given her size I'd say she could probably survive two months without eating.