Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

The real reason he didn't pick up that branch is its gnarled, twisted form reminded him uncomfortably of his attempted sex acts with April.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also that branch has more morning wood than he ever had.

Too soon.

Spoony's joke was just so funny that it can raise the dead.

[Kugelfisch]

Replace eucalyptus with cheap vodka and being pretty with being an unwashed, greasy faggot and it fits.

You wanted to say bamboo. Eucalyptus is koala.
Pretty much the same, though - from what I remember, both are lazy fucks, just from different continents.

You're right, of course. I think koalas are also very dumb and even lazier, so I guess that's his true spirit animal.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least Koalas burn better thanks to their oil-rich diet.

[Newhalf]

I think Koalas are also passive-aggressive shitheads.
If they'd post on Twitter all day, they'd really be the perfect Spoony animal.

[Guest]

You're right, of course. I think koalas are also very dumb and even lazier, so I guess that's his true spirit animal.

I think the Sloth is his true spirit animal

[casual pleb]

I though it was millipede, ever since one tried to go up his urethra.

[wulfenlord]

Look at Mother Therese here, giving hope to others where she keeps none for herself :3

That is to say, giving hope to "What illness will I self-diagnose myself today?":

and "Hugging is rape":

[Newhalf]

Entering someone else's personal space is indeed always creepy if you're Noah tho.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I though it was millipede, ever since one tried to go up his urethra.

I wouldn't really associated him with an animal known for having a shitload of legs. Think of the effort required to walk anywhere.

A more fitting candiate (besides sloths) would be something parasitic, something that gobbles up unearned attention and support and never intends on giving anything back in return. Like a cuckoo bird or something.

Look at Mother Therese here, giving hope to others where she keeps none for herself :3

Holy shit, that last paragraph is straight parody account material. I'm pretty sure we have made fun of her using near identical words in the past.