Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:44 pm

> wagecucks: working 9/5, paying rent, food, internet, getting sick and overworked
> based Rachel: no job, still can afford tard bling, nintendo switch and tasty food

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Post by Guest » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:50 pm

'Afford' is a stretch

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Post by RedLine » Fri Jul 30, 2021 2:31 pm

Around a year ago Spoony advised her to get a mobility scooter. I guess the Cucknadian government won't pay for that though.

Rachel's situation is what the "healthy at every size!" people have to look forward to once they are 10-15 years older.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 30, 2021 3:57 pm

If they survive that long. Some of them are "luckier".
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Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:06 am
Notice how @DepressionMuse is now doing the @-ing for the usual senpais (@Markiplier and of course @TheSpoonyOne), still for no reason (besides attention), but more subtly because it's not in the actual tweet itself.
I feel an unholy alliance on the horizon.
Fuck you talkin' bout, man?
The response tweet tagged all those people automatically because the tweet it's responding to tagged all of those people
I was not aware which specific tweet she was replying to, and what consequences this might entail. Thank you for this helpful PSA, guest.
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Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:44 pm
> wagecucks: working 9/5, paying rent, food, internet, getting sick and overworked
> based Rachel: no job, still can afford tard bling, nintendo switch and tasty food
It's easy to "afford" stuff if you don't have to earn a single penny, and don't have to save money for anything.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 30, 2021 5:54 pm

Man Rachel is low-key a nightmare vision of the future. Fat, "disabled" by fat, retarded, living in squalor in rented rooms in other people's houses, mindlessly consooming low-brow internet content and merch and developing deep and "meaningful" parasocial relationships with e-celebs. This is globalhomo. This is what their endgame is.

Like she had her phone strapped to her crutch so she could listen to @TheSpoonyOne's videos while she was buying more carbs to shove in her feedbag. She hobbles around like this all the time.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:29 am

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Fri Jul 30, 2021 5:54 pm
This is what their endgame is.
No, their endgame is slavery. What they are trying to do is make the Warthog lifestyle seem appealing to enough idiots that they get voted into permanent power, at which point they will purge all the idiots, leaving only the strong and able bodied to carry out their slave labour.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:19 am

I still can't get over that she had a spoony video playing in her purse while she went out to go get food someone else made.

Bitch, can you really not go for five fucking minutes without listening to spoony videos?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:35 am

This has to be parody, no way can someone be this pathetic where they can get around the house without breaking something because they're so fucking fat
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:42 am

Why listen to a video she can recite minute by minute?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:53 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:42 am
Why listen to a video she can recite minute by minute?
To hear his voice. She's obsessed with Spoons, remember? She wants to fuck his brains out, remember?

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