Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Even then, he'd read shit on how to get it working if he wasn't a faggot.
Miles is so low on testosterone that any 85yr old retirement home granpa puts him to shame.
They would look for one last slam, he's looking for why he never bothered in the first place and it's not because he's on the 2D-pill either.

[Guest]

Miles is so low on testosterone that any 85yr old retirement home granpa puts him to shame.

That works for both Miles and Noah. They make 90 year old men look virile.

[Kugelfisch]

For sure, Noah even more so. I the could fuck that red sow right he'd still have his forum.

[Guest]

For sure, Noah even more so. I the could fuck that red sow right he'd still have his forum.

He had erection problems even when he was with Scarlett and she had to ride him for them to have sex. He couldn't even fuck her she had to fuck him. I'm not making this up, he reveals it in his TMI Twilight Breaking Dawn review. He enjoyed watching films with her and riffing on them and being alone watching Twilight brought that all back so he just vents. Pretty sure this is when he started drinking too (ensuring his dick is even limper).

So there you have it. Now you know how Noah fucks the one of the two women he's put his penis into.

[Guest]

For sure, Noah even more so. I the could fuck that red sow right he'd still have his forum.

He had erection problems even when he was with Scarlett and she had to ride him for them to have sex. He couldn't even fuck her she had to fuck him.

Honestly, can you blame him for not being able to fuck her? Most men wouldn't be able

[Guest]

I'd say it was more that he's too autistic to know how to attract a woman. Which is saying something because he's a cop and he's killed someone. Women should be falling over him

He's nearly 40, unmarried, and reading books on Asexuality. I know there's only so much you can judge based on that, but it looks damning. If a guy's pecker doesn't work, then he's not even a guy. It's just basic biology.

People who claim to be asexual are more than often addicted to some kind of niche fucked up porn and are trying (unsuccessfully) to give up sex altogether, because they're too ashamed of what turns them on.

[RedLine]

You guys are way too into women's genitals.

[Guest]

I'm not making this up, he reveals it in his TMI Twilight Breaking Dawn review.

You got a timestamp? I'm not watching an hour of this

[Guest]

You got a timestamp? I'm not watching an hour of this

It's the part where he's talking about the vampire sex and in the film she has to ride him so he doesn't hurt her and then he starts talking about how him and Scarlett fucked. If you watch it in mpv you can speed it up x3 to make it more tolerable and probably find the spot. It still clocks in at 29 minutes. If you can find it you'll be a hero of the Spoony community. The whole video is "why would you upload this" territory.

[Kugelfisch]

Honestly, can you blame him for not being able to fuck her? Most men wouldn't be able

I can blame him for crying about her for over a decade, though.