Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:54 am

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Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:58 pm
Oh I doubt that. Those "tee hee I'm so kinky" bitches are usually the most prudish.
No women are prudish.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:10 am

NEETs ITT trying to deflect from their sordid history of jenkem and poopjugging.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:10 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:54 pm
Poop is part of you.
That's the German national motto, isn't it?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:11 am

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Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:57 pm
, my mood remained low and got lower when I had trouble with the wi-fi at my place
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Well, if you thought the first one was bad, wait until you see the fourth one

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:16 am

RedLine wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:54 am
No women are prudish.
Not when you're raping them, no. But I'm talking consensual here.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by casual pleb » Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:21 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:33 pm
Why would wi-fi problems make her sad? Surely she must have already downloaded every Spoony video ever made.
Doubt if she's capable of anything like that, also she probably really wants to give Noah that sweet ad revenue.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:32 am

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Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:10 am
NEETs ITT trying to deflect from their sordid history of jenkem and poopjugging.
I don't have to pay for lights anymore from the raw phosphorescence and sheer volume of my bottled piss.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:08 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:16 am
RedLine wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:54 am
No women are prudish.
Not when you're raping them, no. But I'm talking consensual here.
based

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:24 am

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 1:10 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:54 pm
Poop is part of you.
That's the German national motto, isn't it?
It's in one of those lines from our national anthem considered haram after WW2.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:06 pm

April was probably in heaven the first 6 months. She was banging the rockstar she looked up to, in a big house (mostly empty), making videos, and living it up. She was content being the barely working house wife to an e-celeb streamer-youtuber for the rest of her days. Noah as such struck gold and all he needed to do was to put out some work and hustle. But then... the dark times.

He stopped making videos, and April more than likely wrote the panicked "wild content" post on patreon in June 2016, and preview videos to bide time and keep the money flowing. The post makes no sense from Noah's standpoint, as it was promising all these half-baked ideas that never went anywhere. Noah posted the infamous #Depression post later that month which makes more sense, as he never promised content when delaying and instead opted to play the poor sick victim. The staged photo is there to excuse his lack of work but guilt people into keep paying.
At this point April stopped trying and tuned out. I don't know when the infamous "money is tight" facebook post was made, whether it was in 2016 or 2017. But it showed even then she didn't respect Noah despite ostensibly trying to defend him. Whatever, can't force Noah to work, so she'll passive aggressively will stop interacting with him. 2017-2018 she pretends they're still dating but only barely. Last shred is 2019 when the foreclosure notice comes in, I'm sure after tons of excuses from Noah about how everything is okay. April up and leaves The spoony Experiment permanently.

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