Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>not filled with seething rage at the prospect of a holiday

What happened, Boss? Did you fail to find a turkey to punch?

[Guest]

That was ages ago, when he could still make vlogs about putting fingers into Orc asshole.

[Guest]

>not filled with seething rage at the prospect of a holiday

I think his Evangelical family forced him to be part of Christmas and edgy little Noah hated it. That hatred carries on for his life, because no one tells Noah what to do!

[Guest]

make vlogs about putting fingers into Orc asshole.

Oh I doubt that. Those "tee hee I'm so kinky" bitches are usually the most prudish.

[Guest]

That was ages ago, when he could still make vlogs about putting fingers into Orc asshole.

Ugh, don't remind me. Noah and April are the last two people I want to think about engaging in sex, but Noah had to remind us about it in detail. That vid he made with the dice, where he reveals the sex position dice was gag inducing and really crossed the line.

[Guest]

The mortar impacts are the frying pan to his frog-like existance. He might whine about the loud noises, but that's about all you can expect.

He has some brain deficiency where he doesn't believe he can do anything life is just supposed to support him endlessly and give him everything he wants to. Girlfriends are supposed to support him even if he doesn't work for 5 years. Hollywood and Jimmy Fallon are supposed to hire him even if they have no idea who he is. Anything short of that is a BETRAYAL.

no wonder he's a liberal

"GIMMEEGIMMEEGIMMEE"

[Guest]

That vid he made with the dice, where he reveals the sex position dice was gag inducing and really crossed the line.

Bullshit! He saw the dice online and made up a story to impress his spergs.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Noah and April are the last two people I want to think about engaging in sex

What about Noah and Rachel?

[wulfenlord]

Speaking of the devil...

Wow, shabby wi-fi connection == mental health loss
Running one (1) errand for your parents (which will certainly NOT have involved running or any kind of movement) == PTSD
Taking one (1) nap == becoming as irritable as a grizzly bear

She really needs Noah "Super-Sperm" Antwiler. One facial of his big rod would blast that mole right off her face.