Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

higher caste Indians (see: CuckintheShadows)

As if! He's a Pacislander mulatto.

[Guest]

Well it's not like Noah got his two sexual partners because he is such a poontang slayer chadbro, so that holds up.

Three if you count Lindsay. She's a turbo slut and she kept visiting Noah for "collabs". Very likely they would have hooked up had Noah kept his internet career and hadn't shacked up with April.

Your post was stupid as fuck but thanks for posting this gif because we need occasional reminders of how retarded the comedy and content CA was.

Like this would be a "polite titter" on a sitcom laugh track. More than likely the producer would cut it because it's about as hack-ish as wearing rainbow suspenders and a bow tie.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

For some reason they thought "Nostalgia Chick" equaled "Accordion Chick". She whipped out that thing a lot. There's probably at least one tale in the CTC doc about how traumatic it was.

[Guest]

What the hell are you all talking about?
Since when fucking is instantly relationship? Or investment that you expect him to whine about like about the other two hoes?
Also, it's fucking spoony, I can't picture him being happy about having his own hellspawn. It's more believable he would be happy about abortion, even more that whore came with the idea.
Are you really that mad to believe he would want to have a kid and be happy about it?

The only thing that proves he didn't have sex with ncunt is that he never talked about it. And we know he would talk about it if that happened.
End of story.

[Guest]

>retard doubles down

Firstly, to a permavirgin like Noah who has little sexual experience, a woman wanting to touch his penis might as well be equivalent to a marriage proposal. He'd never stop talking about it

Secondly, even if Noah didn't want the kid, he would bitch about it being aborted. For two reasons. One, attention and asspats and two because he's a tremendous narcissist and how dare any woman not want to have his child. Remember, he doesn't care about rApril but he will bitch about her leaving him and pull his emotional blackmail manipulative narcissist act because how dare she leave him

Thirdly, like I said before, go back to fucking foxdick and stay there

[Guest]

Firstly, to a permavirgin like Noah who has little sexual experience, a woman wanting to touch his penis might as well be equivalent to a marriage proposal. He'd never stop talking about it

He's also a narc, retard. So he might as well take free opportunity for fucking. Simple as that.

Secondly, even if Noah didn't want the kid, he would bitch about it being aborted.

Nope. Both wrong.
He wouldn't talk about it, because there are not enough asspats for that. It's also too controversial and on twatter he is pretty vanilla. You're talking about retard going dog speak, how the fuck can you even come to that conclusion?

Remember, he doesn't care about rApril but he will bitch about her leaving him and pull his emotional blackmail manipulative narcissist act because how dare she leave him

Well, you forgot.
Also, having hoe is not the same as having kid.

[quoteThirdly, like I said before, go back to fucking foxdick and stay there
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To see more of your retarded ass? No thank you.

I don't get how you can be this stupid. Him not talking about sex with her is enough proof there was nothing. And yet you need to come up with some retarded theory, when you have confirmation already.

[Guest]

He's also a narc, retard. So he might as well take free opportunity for fucking. Simple as that.

The faggot who posted this

can fuck with no attachment. Yeah, sure.

how the fuck can you even come to that conclusion?

How the fuck can you come to your conclusion when he bitches about and overshares just about everything? You're also talking about a platform where his orbiters post pictures of their dead babies. 'This bitch killed my child' is most definitely in his wheelhouse

Also, having hoe is not the same as having kid.

Good job demonstrating that you're totally not a retard who doesn't understand the point

To see more of your retarded ass? No thank you.

>no u
Oh that's a good one! I'm totally floored by this comeback!

I don't get how you can be this stupid.

I'm overwhelmed by the irony

[Guest]

It's also too controversial

Talking about how he fingered his girlfriend's ass one time and shit came out was also pretty fucking controversial but he still went ahead and mentioned it, didn't he? You fucking retard

[Liar Revealed]

I can't believe that stupid rumor/theory is still going around.
Here you go guests, here's the baby daddy. Go bother him instead of us.
https://twitter.com/ritvik
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ritvik
https://theaword.tumblr.com/crew

[casual pleb]

He's also a narc, retard. So he might as well take free opportunity for fucking. Simple as that.

Noah is not that kind of Narc, who doesn't care about women he sleeps with.

He's the opposite actually - he's the kind of narc, who views every woman, that he sleeps with, as his possession. He doesn't care about them as human beings, but he views them as belonging to him, so in his mind - they have no right to leave him, no matter how badly he treats them or how much of a loser he is.