Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:18 pm

He just produces content like a machine. Mere mortals cannot keep up with this wild content.
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Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:55 pm

YEAR OF THE SPOON - TWITTER HIGHLIGHT REEL
January 2021
Key notes: ate a Hamburger / cut himself / tried to pick a game for livestream (once) (and failed)
Total tweets, counting January 5th til January 29th: 233 / ø 14,56
Total #AndThatOneTimeIHearVoicesInMyHead: 16
Total #Depression threads: 10
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- Kick-off with a malnutrition bang (That or he is lying for pity, I know where my assumption stands) https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5811025921
- After allegedly starving for 8 days, he now ate 200g of junk food. Yep. Checks out.
- So, in other words, he feels like his monitor:https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 3290365952 +
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 2483192833
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0643230721 Great! Now you've done it, you insensitive prick! You made him feel the sad fee-fee
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1136798720
But think of it this way Spoony: All the rapes and murders that Trump didn't commit, but could've! Surely in a Leibnitzean sense we got the least dangerous Trump in the multiverse
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 2490803206, now this made me think about the Spoony-ban saga of 2018. What would happen if he rubbed the wrong blue checkmark (again)? Now that he is Spoony the White, what will his next reincarnation be? (Reference for those who haven't yet lived in the First Age when Auli still shitposted: - Random crocodile tears for someone he doesn't know, but allegedly helped through Le Dork Timez
- Herp derp, orange man, slavery, Henry Ford, Hitler!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 9338503169 Keep focing your destrucity dude! Ya got this! Babysteps :3
- Crying for sympathy. As always.
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1826932738 Ah yes. Spoony decided to stream his favorite game! #DepressionQuest
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0775926787 Spoony, do you hate yourself, or do you hate every living thing? YES.
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0875169792 Knife sharp. Cut through skin. Hurts when I type. Why I type then? Why tell anyone mundane thing? Ow ow ow.
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 9618958336 At last, some funny shit, getting ignored by Dick Garriott for being a nosy prick, and then getting pouty about it :D
Guys, I am dreading February, for this fucker let out nearly 500 tweets there... wish me luck for my sanity-checks
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:13 pm

Sadly, nobody asked if April said the same thing to him before slamming the door in his face and going on a 24 hour fuckfest with Brad from MKE

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Post by Guest » Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:25 pm

Thank you kraut for your service. All this content from spoony brings back memories, like the time he begged for a windoz 10 key, lol

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to which he got the reply he deserved
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Cuckson » Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:27 pm

I wonder how is April doing , too bad she went MIA in everything, even her fb seems abandoned
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Post by Guest » Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:29 pm

It's basically the second woman now he has completely dissolved from the internet.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:53 pm

YEAR OF THE SPOON - TWITTER HIGHLIGHT REEL
Rebruary 2021
Key notes: "Prison of Ice" saga
Total tweets, counting Rebruary 5th til Rebruary 27th: 479 / ø 31,93 (fucking impressive, while only active 50% of the month - whereas the other half was reserved for luring cops to deadly icicles and not starving to death trapped in the banks house)
Total #Depression threads: about 25 (Doesn't sound too bad? Oh, it's bad - click the Spoiler at your own risk)
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- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 8200246273 Marksman Antwiler about his gun of choice and why James Bond is a pussy. Well, if he'd use a gun. Because he is lethal with his MagLite!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 8498249730 Funny you should mention you stopped that which made you happy, because...
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 9973438466 His condolences for Rush Limbaugh

So it begins, the glacial isolation from the outside world!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0185048064
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5501214726 Always being there for his fans. Rachel will remember that!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6151196677
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6607069185 The break-up with Cuckson
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0121398275 T-those big black cops could've k-k-killed Oreo if she'd tried to protecc her daddeh!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0507242497 Part 2 of the break-up
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 7164437505
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 2285102088 Now if he'd only have kept THIS promise
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1299300353
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5463939074
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5379429376 Cracks begin to show
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 0100093962 You would not like him angry!
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 9616809985
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6748357632 Another casualty - his TV
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5855413250
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 8392980483 Saint Spoony resorting to self-flagellation to combat the evil haterz
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6145787904 More whiny pissing, now it's taking its toll on me
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1997123587
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 3593027589 So, this tactic seems to get to him, guess we should ask about proof of the CPAP machine again
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 2035990528 Dude, if you are whiteknighting the Hog, something is definitely wrong
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 3710867458
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6001055746
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 3164795904
- https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 6156720132
So yeah, wanted to get Noahs magnum opus of 2021 done today. March & April were really tame, and since its not that long ago I'll slow down also
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:30 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:13 pm
He could have said that C64 emulators can be a little annoying because the computers had different keys/layout compared to a modern keyboard.
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Occasionally, programs/games need you to push some of these weird keys that today's keyboards don't have. But some emulators have virtual keyboards to deal with this.

But I suspect Noah does it because he's a hipster douche and thus April was right. I do have nostalgia for my old C64, but I also remember what dogshit the 1541 disk drive was and never want to go back to that.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 16, 2021 8:37 pm

Cuckson wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:27 pm
I wonder how is April doing , too bad she went MIA in everything, even her fb seems abandoned
I guarantee you she's doing much better now that she's dumped that loser

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 16, 2021 8:45 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:30 pm
Occasionally, programs/games need you to push some of these weird keys that today's keyboards don't have. But some emulators have virtual keyboards to deal with this.
Can't these home computer emulators pull a console emulator and let you rebind everything?
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