Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
- Le Redditeur
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
Meh. AD&D has some of the worst convoluted rules I've ever seen printed to a book. 18/00 Strenght scores? 5/2 attacks per round? Paladins randonly requiring 17 Charisma and not doing anything with it? Even GURPS's rules about digging holes aren't that convoluted.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
CHA is for ensuring that your crusader has plenty of henchmen for jolly Deus Vulting.
And if you think that's bad, just read up on how to become a Bard in AD&D 1st edition.
Or just the human dual-classing in general. You like have to forget what you've learned in your previous class or new XP doesn't count, and once your new class has reached a higher level than your old one you are finally allowed to use all of your old shit again.
Oh, and did any of the video games ever implement the level mechanics for Monks and Druids? 'Cause for some ungodly reasons the slots for the highest levels are limited in any campaign setting, so you have to essentially play Highlander and beat someone of the next level in a duel
And if you think that's bad, just read up on how to become a Bard in AD&D 1st edition.
Or just the human dual-classing in general. You like have to forget what you've learned in your previous class or new XP doesn't count, and once your new class has reached a higher level than your old one you are finally allowed to use all of your old shit again.
Oh, and did any of the video games ever implement the level mechanics for Monks and Druids? 'Cause for some ungodly reasons the slots for the highest levels are limited in any campaign setting, so you have to essentially play Highlander and beat someone of the next level in a duel
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
Oh yeah, I remember those rules. Dual classing was such nonsense. I think its much easier to fix 3rd Edition's multiclass hopping (just require a minimum level on each class before you can jump off to anoither) than it is to deal with AD&D's class nonsense.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
I've read up on the dualclassing in the Goldbox games. It's convoluted bullshit, so I decided against it.
Wizardry isn't much better with the Lord class and such. It's for min-max freaks.
Still, none of that is as bad as Oblivion leveling.
Wizardry isn't much better with the Lord class and such. It's for min-max freaks.
Still, none of that is as bad as Oblivion leveling.
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Dual classing was really mostly useful to give more hit points to your Wizard.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
And there it is.
Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
As if Spoony doesn't have erectile disfunction.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
That’s just whiskey dick.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
I'd hit it (with a club), then skin it and make a good soup of of it.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
But she's not hot, even in the furry sense. I'm confused.
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