Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Anyone saying DHI, or hell even kiwis, are cesspool, just show them this.

Yeah but us and the foxdicks aren't glownigger operations. It's okay when they do it!

[Guest]

place your bets. Is the hog

a) bullshitting us
b) literally so poor that cannot afford $5 to see her results
c) retarded; she has $5 but she does not want to spend it, unless it's on food or retarded merchandise

[Dingus Bajingus]

What the flying fuck does "DDT" mean in this context?

[Kugelfisch]

Five Cucknadian bucks, eh? Surely it is impossible to get that amount of money from anyone for medical reasons.

What a bullshitter.

[Guest]

The Hog is just a sad delusional person who is no fun to mock or make fun of. She's just sad. Spoony is endlessly fun to riff on because he's in this self-imposed prison he could break out of tomorrow if he wasn't a fool.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She has a much more hyper cycle than her beloved.

a) "I am a living saint. Here are some (mostly) selfless asspats for you!"
b) "Woe is moe, for few have suffered as I have. Please give me asspats!"

"They won't tell me what's wrong with me until I give them ... 5 Dollars."


Okay? I hope she doesn't follow this up with one of her e-begging tweets where she doesn't actually explain how to send her money.

What the flying fuck does "DDT" mean in this context?

This is literally the first time she has ever tweeted about "DDT". Maybe she's referencing her rise as a pro-wrestling star again, or she got hit with a dose of insecticide.

[wulfenlord]

My educated guess is that she misspelled DDP, as it fits in the context:
I need to ground myself against a literal panic attack because I literally cannot be arsed to spend literally 5$ for my literal doctors results.

If you are well-versed in your Hog-lore, you surely remember her praising DDP Yoga, so far as to dedicate a second Twitter account to her training successes (I wonder how that is going ). Any day she will start her pro-lesring career, any day!

[Guest]

What the flying fuck does "DDT" mean in this context?

I was going to hazard a guess at direct something or other but then I looked it up and it's a wrestling term. Of course

[Guest]

The Hog is just a sad delusional person who is no fun to mock or make fun of. She's just sad. Spoony is endlessly fun to riff on because he's in this self-imposed prison he could break out of tomorrow if he wasn't a fool.

You've made this exact same post at least once before

[Guest]

You've made this exact same post at least once before

I'd that's the case then
a) no he hasn't
ii) copy-paste guest is back