Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We won't reach the final season of the Spoony One unless he is homeless.

Quick google search gives a bunch of BS, about how people can identify as asexual, so yeah - it's not an actual orientation like faggotry, for example.

More than likely all these male "asexuals" are just incels and/or they are addicted to kiddy porn, really sick hentai or some other kind of bizarre pornography, which would get them into trouble if anyone found out and they can not get hard any other way anymore, so it's preferable for them to claim, that they don't have an orientation of any kind.

Being "ace" has, and always will be, a coping mechanism of people afraid of being labeled as incels, thanks to that term having been twisted into the "Literal Hitler" of sexism.

[Guest]

The incel label only came about because calling people who disagree with you online 'virgins' became old hat

[Le Redditeur]

And because the people identifying with the "incel" label were always a bunch of wallowing retards drowining themselves in self-pity and angst. Refer to Elliot Rodger's incel forum posts preserved on his ED article or old /r9k/ posts, specially on 8chan, for examples of this.

[Guest]

And because the people identifying with the "incel" label were always a bunch of wallowing retards drowining themselves in self-pity and angst.

Spoony verges into this territory when he whines about no one to take care of him and how alone he is.

[casual pleb]

And because the people identifying with the "incel" label were always a bunch of wallowing retards drowining themselves in self-pity and angst.

Spoony verges into this territory when he whines about no one to take care of him and how alone he is.

To be an incel you actually need to have Spoony mentality - constantly bitching about something, but doing nothing about it.
No matter how much of a loser you are - if you actually get out there, you'll at least get a pity fuck here and there - if that's really what you want (and the title "involuntary celibate" implies that you do).

[wulfenlord]

Well it's not like Noah got his two sexual partners because he is such a poontang slayer chadbro, so that holds up.

[Guest]

Well it's not like Noah got his two sexual partners because he is such a poontang slayer chadbro, so that holds up.

Three if you count Lindsay. She's a turbo slut and she kept visiting Noah for "collabs". Very likely they would have hooked up had Noah kept his internet career and hadn't shacked up with April.

[Toodles]

Three if you count Lindsay. She's a turbo slut and she kept visiting Noah for "collabs". Very likely they would have hooked up had Noah kept his internet career and hadn't shacked up with April.

No way, hose. Lindsay stoops low, but not that low. She'd rather remove her zits with a lighter than hook up with Spoony.

Only two women have ever wanted Spoony. One because she's a cold opportunist, the other one God knows why. He's done with women and human intimacy forever.

[Kugelfisch]

As I've said before, had he ever fucked Lindsay, he would be pumped about it to this day. She'd have been the best he could do, no matter how much of a whore she is.

[Guest]

Guys... I'm pretty sure she (all but) admitted to aborting his baby in the abortion documentary she made ("The A Word"). Didn't Metokur go through her timeline cross-comparing whom she was spending most of her time with before her abortion, coming to the conclusion it was Spoony and that's what lead him to his downward spiral?