Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder who'll be stupid enough to take the bait.
Linkara? Nah, he seems to be pretty good at ignoring Current Spoony.
Angry Joe? Probably learned his lesson from last time.
So that leaves Lee, like always.

[Kugelfisch]

Joe tried several times. Turns out even he got sick of getting told to fuck off.

[wulfenlord]

Awww, don't take the cowardly way, brave warrioress. Put on a ski mask, waddle to the compound at night, and perform a leg drop on the cages' door

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How much you wanna bet those dogs are just barking at people and/or other dogs?

[Dehbashi]

And we already know this bitch lies about everything. I bet they were howling to her because she is a danger to their owner.

[rabidtictac]

Bitch is quaking over making a phone call. If animals are actually being abused, she should waddle over and rescue them. If the dogs are just barking because they're, y'know, dogs... Then dealwithit.jpg.

[Carn]

Is this cunt dead yet?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not until she has met Spoony one last time - and sober, no less. Only then can she rest in peace.

(If this sounds like a potential murder-suicide to you, I am fully okay with this interpretation)

[Kugelfisch]

>24/7
How would she know, seeing as she naps more than Snorlax?
>bark and howl
First time she ever complained about it, so it can't be that common. They bark at loud cars, other dogs, strangers and love to howl at sirens. It's not that bad, you twat. Especially not because you already sleep 20 hours a day at least and have nothing to go to and be rested, which you never are anyway.
>woke up to it
Try sleeping at night only. Dogs do as well and they don't bark during night. It's an old trick people have figured out before the domestication of dogs, even.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

>woke up to it
Try sleeping at night only. Dogs do as well and they don't bark during night. It's an old trick people have figured out before the domestication of dogs, even.

Not to defend this dumb bitch, but the time of her tweetstorm on my end was around 5am. Still, considering her useless lifestyle, she likely hibernates for weeks like the ugly grizzley she is.