Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:27 pm

Spoony is a proud member of incel movement and future blackpill coach.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:24 pm

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Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:39 pm
U sure spooner isn't a virgin now?
His behaviour is perfectly in line with a teenage loser having his first gf that puts out. Including being absolutely devastated for months and months on end when he gets shitcanned.
It's embarrassing at 17 years old. At anything over 20 it's beyond words.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:35 pm

Too bad he never mentally aged beyond 12.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:21 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:24 pm

His behaviour is perfectly in line with a teenage loser having his first gf that puts out. Including being absolutely devastated for months and months on end when he gets shitcanned.
It's embarrassing at 17 years old. At anything over 20 it's beyond words.
And he's done it TWICE. You get to have one breakup like this when you're 14. Not two of them in your 30s.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:52 pm

Imagine being devestated about a sopping meat hole.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:15 pm

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Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:21 pm
And he's done it TWICE. You get to have one breakup like this when you're 14. Not two of them in your 30s.
Yup, I considered mentioning that but you all know anyway.
It kind of goes a little bit under the radar. Not that people don't know, it's just secondary to how spectacularly he gave up and became the prime basement dweller.

But it's worth considering just how fucking bad he was with women. Yeah, he's bad with people in general. But with guys that usually just leads to them going separate ways with little to no drama.

But boy did he ever suck with women! Zero game, pathetic simping, no idea what to do with a girl when he actually had one, besides talking a big game to outsiders but actually being a whipped bitch and effectively having his gf play mommy and handler.

And when they had enough and dumped him? Shitfits for months and years!
Everything from crying, whining and pretending the world has ended on the level of making Linkin Park lyrics read like Überchad manifestos to anger and his trademark BETRAYAL shouting.
You just know the Red Dragon and April had their phone blow up for hours every few days when he was drunk and either crying or mad.

This is a grown man we're talking about. You'd tell a buddy acting like that two weeks after the breakup in High School to get his shit together.

I think it's nice that him being AWOL gives us time to ponder the lesser explored aspects of how fucked up he is for a hot minute.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:26 am

RedLine wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:52 pm
Imagine being devestated about a sopping meat hole.

Imagine being devastated about an ugly sopping meat hole.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:20 am

RedLine wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:52 pm
Imagine being devestated about a sopping meat hole.
He doesn't actually care about April. Instead it's her rejection of him that drives him mad.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:49 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:15 pm
And when they had enough and dumped him? Shitfits for months and years!
Everything from crying, whining and pretending the world has ended on the level of making Linkin Park lyrics read like Überchad manifestos to anger and his trademark BETRAYAL shouting.
You just know the Red Dragon and April had their phone blow up for hours every few days when he was drunk and either crying or mad.
Every now and then I type a random post # in the address bar so I can revisit the prime MOPE shit he's written.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:35 am

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Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:20 am
He doesn't actually care about April. Instead it's her rejection of him that drives him mad.
Correctamundo! He goes into these shitfits because he's a massive narc and he's thinking 'How could they dump me? ME!'

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