Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:12 am

The question is how and when will anyone find out.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:17 am

His brother will probably tell the ex-CA crew, who will then probably make monetised tribute videos where they cry on camera and talk about how he was the best friend any of them ever had.

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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:19 am

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Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:13 pm
Hypothetically if Spoons dies and the family doesn't make an announcement, how long would it take for people to notice? Is there some easy to search online database for recent deaths?
We'd notice right away because his twitter shitposting would stop. Hell, DHI would probably be the ones calling the wellness check people.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:23 am

He's gone dark on twatter before.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:28 am

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He's gone dark on twatter before.
Exactly. His house looks abandoned as well so it's not like the neighbours would perk up because the lawn hasn't been taken care of.
Nigger could rot for a cool month easily before that door is kicked in.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:33 am

Even the bad smell of his rotten carcass wouldn't be a tell. How's that different from the usual smell of dog shit and piss, hair grease and booze?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:28 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Jul 28, 2021 3:14 pm
Somewhere I read that LEGO was developing biodegradable bricks. Yes, because kids totally want their toys to crumble to dust. :roll: I think they're only doing this so that kids would have to keep buying more and more LEGOs to replace the disintegrating ones.
That's genius really, make them keep buying the same shit over and over.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:14 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:17 am
His brother will probably tell the ex-CA crew, who will then probably make monetised tribute videos where they cry on camera and talk about how he was the best friend any of them ever had.
Man, can you imagine how salty Lupa will be? I almost want to stab Noah just to see her freak out.

He's not just getting attention that SHE should be getting, but he almost verbally raped someone sort of near to her!

Tell me again that misogyny isn't real!

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by wulfenlord » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:50 am

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When hours have gone by, I'll close my eyes
In a world far away we may meet again
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2021 (Paymetons now running 7 years)
~ Spoony did nothing

2020
- last Live Wire: Death Stranding - September / 11 months ago (yes, there have been children conceived and birthed after his latest on-screen presence)
- second to last Live Wire: Eternal Darkness - June / 1 year & 2 months ago (Video description: I hate my life. Each new day disgusts me. The mere thought of facing the rest of my life alone like this makes me physically ill. I have no hope.)

2019 (Auli & April exit stage left, car, dremel, website & wikipedia entry follow)
~ Spoony did nothing

2018
~ Spoony did nothing

2017
- last Vlog (also last April appearance + last ANYTHING other than Live Wires): Star Whores The Last Jedi - December / 3 years & 8 months ago

2016
- last Counter Monkey: Exploding Head Syndrome - November
- last "creative kahntent": Sami doesn't know - August
- second to last "creative kahntent" : Ecto Cooler - June (same month as "lots of wild content - coming soon")
- last Rebruary: The Firing Line - May (never mind that we are 3 months late)
- last Wrestle!Wrestle: Wrestlemania 32 - April (never mind that we are 3 months late)

2015
- last Blagole: Gone Birding - September
- last Convention appearance: ShadoCon - June (allegedly, can't find any footage, only surviving footage comes from Too Many Games 2014 - skip to 7:40 when you don't want to see a fag in a dress for more than necessary
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- last B-Fest - May (do you member, Spoony? DHI 'members:
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- last "movie review": Massacre at Central High - February

2014
- last (also first) Spoony movie update - October (so yeah, 5 months into the Patreon scam)
- last videogame review: Big Trouble in Little China (C64) - August
- last TGWTG crossovers: Bloodrayne w/ Nostalgia Critic & Linkara + Diatron-5 w/ Bennett - July
- last Ultima game review: Runes of Virtue - June/July
- last non-shitty movie review: Barbarians - April (well, they are all shitty, but Massacre at Central High cannot be taken seriously, since its just Noah dicking about)
- last Faggot Fantasy review: FF 13 - January (his lazy livestreams of 9+14 don't count)

2013 (Ye Days of Olde, before Patreon)
- Richard Garriott videos - November
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:12 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:13 pm
Hypothetically if Spoons dies and the family doesn't make an announcement, how long would it take for people to notice? Is there some easy to search online database for recent deaths?
I hope there will never be an official announcement, just to see how many years Rachel and crew can keep deluding themselves into a possible return of the Spoonster.
Who knows, they might even turn him into the Elvis of the 21th Century by claiming that they've seen him in the flesh.
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