Dead Horse Interchange

Wasn't Ashens involved with this grift? FFS, I know he has (or had) a couple old arcade boards lying around near that damn sofa. He couldn't part with one?

I mean...would you? It's going to be held in liquidation within the year.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Tue May 23, 2023 6:23 pm

I sure don't see a lot of people actually playing the arcade games in those photos!

I wouldn't play them either.
They look dirty, stolen from rummaged basements, and jizzed upon.
The whole place looks like Bimmy's cave.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Tue May 23, 2023 6:23 pm

Poor selection tbh. A multi-slot neo-geo with Metal Slug is practically required. No Final Fight? I assume SF2 or SF3 is in there and just out of frame, right? Daytona? Outrun? Bubble Bobble? Star Wars? That shitty konami TMNT arcade? Joust? Tempest?

Their selection of games, just based on what I'm seeing, is definitely aimed at boomers. But even my list, which is primarily based on popularity rather than what I personally like, showcases some big boomer names they've left out. I didn't even mention shmups. No Raiden? No Cave games at all?

Every bowling center will provide at the very least those and Splatterhouse, because you need Splatterhouse.
Imo in order for an operation like this to have a chance you need a selection of those Japanese machines that kept coming out after the 90s, and owners in the west refused to keep buying, slowly replacing their costumers with cobwebs.
Yahtzee couldn't keep his place open, but i'm sure dorks will stand in line to play with Pac-Nigguh.

Good point. Yatzee is far less of a spastic than that lot. Vegan and alcohol-free bar with a few arcade cabs would be a hard sell in London. But Norfolk? Unless that's a bigger hipster place than Portland or Seattle, they are fucked.

Betcha they didn't go for crowdfunding for extra bucks but because no bank would touch that business.

I wonder if they'll start e-begging to keep their dream alive. That's usually how these INs try to delay the inevitable.

So according to one lonely paid-for article they also have one cabinet for House of the Dead and OutRun

Also Tranny Ally Larry was in the vicinity, but chose not to show up And just to remind you, he still uses his failed Indie Game avatar as his Twatter profile pic, but can't be arsed to support fellow britbongs, which should be telling of the estimated success

I'm sure Kim Justice told him all about it later that day when they smoked crack in bed and had anal sex.

Larry is still in hiding from Pat's swinging dick.

Found this nice 'n spergy hate-blog. Among the hate-filled comments which made me feel right at home (not unlike DHI :3 ) other spergs have done helpful digging, uncovering that up until 2015 the Nostalgia Nerd was just some unsuccessful SEO/self-employed business analyst

http://web.archive.org/web/201912020157 ... web.co.uk/
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/use-your ... alex-leigh
Also his pre-nerd Twitter is filled with soy