Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 25, 2023 6:18 pm

As if the soy wasn't immediately obvious from the start with this project.
Almost no arcades, no pinball, absolutely no flair in the whole place.
What is the design? They just rented an empty store and put just about nothing in it.

Pubs, bars and arcades are dark. A barcade should be a place to get a hearty, simple meal, get absolutely shitfaced and get absolutely wrecked by Paragon or beat some faggot's highscore on Robotron 2084 while Black Knight 2000 or High Speed blares from the corner!

Instead, they serve juice and vegan soy garbage in an empty, bright hall with more faggots than a Starbucks in Seattle.
That is neither a bar, nor an arcade. It's something that calls for a canister of kerosene.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by mad bum » Thu May 25, 2023 8:48 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
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Found this nice 'n spergy hate-blog.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu May 25, 2023 9:34 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 25, 2023 6:18 pm
As if the soy wasn't immediately obvious from the start with this project.
Almost no arcades, no pinball, absolutely no flair in the whole place.
What is the design? They just rented an empty store and put just about nothing in it.

Pubs, bars and arcades are dark. A barcade should be a place to get a hearty, simple meal, get absolutely shitfaced and get absolutely wrecked by Paragon or beat some faggot's highscore on Robotron 2084 while Black Knight 2000 or High Speed blares from the corner!

Instead, they serve juice and vegan soy garbage in an empty, bright hall with more faggots than a Starbucks in Seattle.
That is neither a bar, nor an arcade. It's something that calls for a canister of kerosene.
Maybe it will become London's own Stonewall Inn, except owned by internet nobodies instead of the Mafia. Hopefully it will also end in a violent police raid.

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by wulfenlord » Fri May 26, 2023 4:55 am

The soy must flow.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri May 26, 2023 5:24 am

Ah, the fabled consumer of this particular item:
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 26, 2023 5:39 am

>visit this barcade if you maybe want to make use of the arcade portion
This is fine.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by wulfenlord » Fri May 26, 2023 5:43 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri May 26, 2023 5:24 am
Ah, the fabled consumer of this particular item:
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by rabidtictac » Fri May 26, 2023 6:34 am

"I got the high score in R-Type."

It better have been a 1cc or it doesn't mean shit.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 26, 2023 6:55 am

You just know that thing has infinite lives switched on by default.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 26, 2023 3:07 pm

>try out a few arcades
>a few

You got that right. Many isn't an option there.
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