Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Complicity » Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:00 pm

Idk man, Muse Dash has more fanservice and more variety of songs than just Hatsune Miku's



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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by mad bum » Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:10 pm

You had me at the thumbnail.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:39 am

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Beat-'em-ups are deader than disco, guys.
Must be why Streets of Rage 4 was a huge hit.

I know what you're trying to say, but there is an audience out there for them. The market just isn't serving up the genre like they used to. 3d or 2d, either way you get nothing.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:56 am

Ya gotta make it more queer-friendly.
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Idk man, Muse Dash has more fanservice and more variety of songs than just Hatsune Miku's
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:58 pm

I forgot that I already owned Muse Dash, it's just that i never played it.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by mad bum » Sat May 21, 2022 6:09 am

Apparently Craig went into more detail about what happened with the company registering.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:51 am



Call me a bitter and jaded asshole, but this business plan is doomed to fail, because there is really no business plan, just a money grift without a clear organisation. I'd say that their Kickscammer description was full of buzzwords, but it's not even that, just 3-4 paragraphs of wishy-washy we have this great vision, including pLaNt-bAsEd fOoD so kweerkeh teehee.

I can only predict that the venue is LGBBQT-welcoming, too :3
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Mar 18, 2023 4:01 pm

For the first few seconds, I thought it was going to be an arcade machine restoration type thing, but this is much, much worse.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:25 pm

>a gaymer bar
Never been done before.
>we're gonna serve soy baysed junk food
Don't use the term "junk" in something you're gonna try to sell to me.
Also don't show me pictures of how beat the building is in the pitch ad. Clean that shit up nigger.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:30 pm

"Hey kids, do you know those barcades that all go broke in a year? Why don't you invest donate towards one and get to experience seeing your own money vanish?"

Weird insistence on serving plant-based food as well. As if that's the magic ingredient to make that business model work. In fucking Norfolk of all places.

Donors get access to a special discord. Great! As if regular discord servers aren't filled with enough mentally ill and autistic faggots. Now you get the privilege of paying :tenbux: to join one.

Dead on arrival.
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