Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[mad bum]

The movie looks like it was shot with a 10k budget. You know his friends probably worked for next to nothing and just wanted to be in a film. Game scammers know that there show is on its last legs and hoping to scam out the fans before cashing out and laughing.

[rabidtictac]

Ah, the classic. The old movie scam. Makes me feel nostalgic for the days of busystreet and dhi 1.0, when pointing out an obvious movie money-mover was considered insightful.

Imagine you're a greedy piece of shit. You want people to give you tens, nay, HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars! But if you just tell them to, they'll get mad and refuse. What do? A movie, of course! Movies cost a lot of money, so you can ask your fans for a massive fucking pile of cash. You don't know how to make a movie? That's fine. Nobody does! Spend 80% of whatever you raise on yourself, 10% on the other people who will be in the movie (if you're feeling generous) and 10% on the movie's budget. The end result will look like shit, but that's okay too! Your fans have awful taste and they'll praise the movie because they slavishly worship your quality KHANtent.

Then wait a couple years and run the scam again.

[Kugelfisch]

Don't forget to sell DVDs of it to get a bonus for practically no cost.

[rabidtictac]

Physical media is dead dood. You sell them an MP3 file download now and call it a dvd release.

[Salmonella]

They claim the movie was incredibly expensive to make and they used every dime of the GoFundMe + had to sell off pieces of their collection to pay for it. I can't believe no one else has noticed this because Shady Jay is constantly posting on his channel about spending thousands of dollars but no one seems to notice. A few weeks ago he was spending thousands on video game replica swords ffs. They could at least be less brazen about their theft.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They're just trying to find out with how much they can get away with.

[Guest]

Ah, the classic. The old movie scam. Makes me feel nostalgic for the days of busystreet and dhi 1.0, when pointing out an obvious movie money-mover was considered insightful.

Imagine you're a greedy piece of shit. You want people to give you tens, nay, HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars! But if you just tell them to, they'll get mad and refuse. What do? A movie, of course! Movies cost a lot of money, so you can ask your fans for a massive fucking pile of cash. You don't know how to make a movie? That's fine. Nobody does! Spend 80% of whatever you raise on yourself, 10% on the other people who will be in the movie (if you're feeling generous) and 10% on the movie's budget. The end result will look like shit, but that's okay too! Your fans have awful taste and they'll praise the movie because they slavishly worship your quality KHANtent.

Then wait a couple years and run the scam again.

They don't call him Metal (((Jesus))) for nothing!

[Guest]

They could at least be less brazen about their theft.

They won't because, They don't have. Cult of Personality my friend!

[mad bum]

Nice month old bump fag. Here I was thinking it was something good.

[mad bum]

>he's still fat

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