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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:36 pm

Real barcades have never been tried.
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Weird insistence on serving plant-based food as well. As if that's the magic ingredient to make that business model work. In fucking Norfolk of all places.
It's just gonna diminish the potential customer base even further.
Or maybe he wants to test whether or not socially-awkward nerds or vegans are less unprofitable.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:29 pm

It's just very odd to bang on about it. They mentioned it about five times. More than they talked about the sodding arcade machines.
What target audience are they hoping for? Hipsters want fancier locations that are, well, more hip. And they don't specifically want plant-based fast food. Even McDonald's has that crap. It's not exactly the biggest draw.

People that actually care about arcade games aren't usually vegan. You're better off serving some good hot wings or pizza.

It's fine to offer vegan crap as an option (and deep fry it in lard because fuck those faggots) but from the video you could get the impression they are opening a vegan fast food restaurant that just so happen to have Pacman and NBA Jam somewhere in the corner.
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Post by ebin namefag » Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:37 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:29 pm
People that actually care about arcade games aren't usually vegan.
Mountain Dew is vegan.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:38 pm

ebin namefag wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:37 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:29 pm
People that actually care about arcade games aren't usually vegan.
Mountain Dew is vegan.
But tendies aren't.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:01 pm

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"Hey kids, do you know those barcades that all go broke in a year? Why don't you invest donate towards one and get to experience seeing your own money vanish?"
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:54 pm

It's very thoughtful of them to provide that experience to those of us that find crypto and NFTs to be a bit too technical to get into. They democratise wasting money quite nicely!
Plus, you get that community aspect of it as well! Sit together with other suckers on Discord and be baffled at the first tax cycle absolutely fucking your "investment" into dust, something neither of you but all of everyone with a functioning brain saw coming!
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by mad bum » Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:36 pm

These fags are 10 years too late with barcades, plenty of at home options now. Jay from gay chasers also wants to do a barcade.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:37 pm

Because they confuse wanting to hang out at a place like that with actually running it and the profitability of it.
I'd love a place to get sloshed and play Millipede at. But I wouldn't want to work there or even at those hours of the day, nor would I like to run it.

Barcades are to middle-aged neckbeards what nail salons are to middle-aged housewives. They want to fulfil a dream based on faulty assumptions and fantasy and get demolished by reality.
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Post by ebin namefag » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:21 am

I wish I was the dream of middle aged housewives.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:45 am

mad bum wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:36 pm
These fags are 10 years too late with barcades
Exactly. Fucking Yahtzee tried running a barcade 10+ years ago. When yahtzee beats you to the scene then it's time to give up. The man is still doing the same video over and over from 2009.

I can't think of a better way to waste a bunch of money than for inexperienced fools to try their hand at running a brick-and-mortar business.
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