April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It was me. RapeCulture told me too. He said he'd hit that shit and it was some bomb ass pussy, but I think he was lying. I think that ffffffffffffffuck was screwing with me.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
No, I honestly think she is the kind of fucked-up chick that got diddled by her mom's boyfriend for years but actually enjoyed it. Someone who seeks out fucked up people and simply cannot form normal relationships.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
In her mind, she lost her virginity to Iron Bull.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
So she's a virgin forever
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What Spoony isn't an option? You know she spread her legs to get in on that Twilight video.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2017 3:56 amWe need to do some kind of poll or something.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:08 amApril seems like a pretty pathetic woman. Finger fucks herself to a video game, finger fucks herself to fantasies of being raped by mythical creatures, cucked by a cuck. She's ugly as sin, her tits probably sag, her add is probably flabby and I bet she has a roast beef count that's gaping from her huge dildos.
Who do you think April Von Lon lost her virginity to?
A) Step-Dad
B) Uncle
C) Brother
D) Sister
E) The School Janitor
F) Priest
etc.
EDIT: Don't actually do a poll. Just joking.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It was probably all "Show, don't touch".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Iron Bull represents someone from her past. Someone that was wrong for her-- abusive, but gave it to her good and hard. (Probably daddy.) She knows she's supposed to hate that person for what they did, but secretly longs for them while she's stuck with Lamewad Limpdick.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
So sexy. Like Grandma Lupa
Even her religion is like a 12 year old girls made up bullshit.
(In b4: aren't all religions)
(In b4: aren't all religions)
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