April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Tony Schiavone]

Carl really needs some better heroes to lust after. Even if he's destined to be nothing more than a pathetic slavish fanboy grasping at even the lowest reminder that he's a man...
[Exhibit A]

...he could at least try to aim higher than Spoony with his unattainable fantasies, can't he?

That's like screwing the mail room clerk to get to the middle. At least try for upper management.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(I would cry sexual harassment if I got such a tweet. That's out of line even for a trannie.)

[mad bum]

Oh well that makes perfect sense why you shove candy canes in your ass for Amazon gifts.

[rabidtictac]

So Carl is a tranny who lusts after typical camwhore women. Another one of these trans who go trans to find a boyfriend-free female to be lesbians with. Nigga, you ain't going to find your own personal porn star by dressing like Chris Chan.

[MegaNigger]

So Carl is a tranny who lusts after typical camwhore women. Another one of these trans who go trans to find a boyfriend-free female to be lesbians with. Nigga, you ain't going to find your own personal porn star by dressing like Chris Chan.

It. Never. Fucking. Ends.

[mad bum]

No no remember carl wants anime Marilyn Manson abs so he can swoon the cam whore with them, because she seems like the shallow type to have a hot guy notice her dumb ass

[Rushy]

Carl really needs some better heroes to lust after. Even if he's destined to be nothing more than a pathetic slavish fanboy grasping at even the lowest reminder that he's a man...
[Exhibit A]

...he could at least try to aim higher than Spoony with his unattainable fantasies, can't he?

That's like screwing the mail room clerk to get to the middle. At least try for upper management.

I'm a furry... and that shit is beneath me, okay?

[Liar Revealed]

April seems like a pretty pathetic woman. Finger fucks herself to a video game, finger fucks herself to fantasies of being raped by mythical creatures, cucked by a cuck. She's ugly as sin, her tits probably sag, her add is probably flabby and I bet she has a roast beef count that's gaping from her huge dildos.

We need to do some kind of poll or something.
Who do you think April Von Lon lost her virginity to?
A) Step-Dad
B) Uncle
C) Brother
D) Sister
E) The School Janitor
F) Priest
etc.
EDIT: Don't actually do a poll. Just joking.

[Charlar]

April seems like a pretty pathetic woman. Finger fucks herself to a video game, finger fucks herself to fantasies of being raped by mythical creatures, cucked by a cuck. She's ugly as sin, her tits probably sag, her add is probably flabby and I bet she has a roast beef count that's gaping from her huge dildos.

We need to do some kind of poll or something.
Who do you think April Von Lon lost her virginity to?
A) Step-Dad
B) Uncle
C) Brother
D) Sister
E) The School Janitor
F) Priest
etc.
EDIT: Don't actually do a poll. Just joking.

No one, she's an ugly as fuck virgin

[Anonymouslyanon]

April seems like a pretty pathetic woman. Finger fucks herself to a video game, finger fucks herself to fantasies of being raped by mythical creatures, cucked by a cuck. She's ugly as sin, her tits probably sag, her add is probably flabby and I bet she has a roast beef count that's gaping from her huge dildos.

We need to do some kind of poll or something.
Who do you think April Von Lon lost her virginity to?
A) Step-Dad
B) Uncle
C) Brother
D) Sister
E) The School Janitor
F) Priest
etc.
EDIT: Don't actually do a poll. Just joking.

Herself using some household thing like a hairbrush handle as a dildo. I wonder if she really is a virgin. I wouldn't be shocked