Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

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Post by ebin namefag » Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:58 pm

>the plot dosen't start until six hours in
Good to know Kojimbo took the right lessons from Kingdom Hearts 2.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 03, 2022 8:02 pm

You misunderstand. It doesn't start until the last six hours or so. And I think he's a lot too generous with that assessment as well.

The story is shit. It's not a story-driven game either. It's a delivery man simulator with the afterthought of the worst word salad, incomprehensible mess of a "story" from Kojimbo yet. It's a more competent Monster Energy commercial than a story. It makes absolutely no sense, has no meaning, isn't compelling and has no suspense to speak of.

A focussed play through of Death Stranding clocks in at 40-50 hours. So you're looking at a cool 35 hours before the dumb story starts to get anywhere and the goal is not worth reaching it.
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Post by Complicity » Thu Nov 03, 2022 8:11 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Nov 03, 2022 8:02 pm
has no meaning
Pretty sure that the meaning is that globalism is good, and that Trump is racist.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 03, 2022 8:57 pm

I wouldn't even give the starfucker that. It's the most vague, nonsense shit from him yet and that's a low bar to somehow crawl under.
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Post by Complicity » Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:47 pm

The fucker went specifically against Trump in one of those FF13-like walls of text that the gayme provides:

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"Stop anyone from coming in", huh?
I wonder if Soyjimbo and his Hollywoke boyfriends have something to say about Martha's Vineyard and the other "sanctuaries".

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:49 pm

>All of a sudden, there wasn't any room for other opinions

Projecting like a quasar, I see.
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Post by McGinnis » Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:20 pm

Complicity wrote:
Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:47 pm
"Stop anyone from coming in", huh?
I wonder if Soyjimbo and his Hollywoke boyfriends have something to say about Martha's Vineyard and the other "sanctuaries".
More to the point I wonder if Soyjimbo has anything to say about Japan, which has one of the lowest immigration rates of any first world nation and in which foreigners are openly hated and discriminated against

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Post by JL Unlimited » Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:49 pm

Complicity wrote:
Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:47 pm
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>Stop Japs like me from coming in

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Post by vegetasasuke0 » Sun Nov 06, 2022 12:55 am

Oh no guys, cuck boy is leaving Twitter, whatever will we do?!?!
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun Nov 06, 2022 1:21 am

And he'll be back. They always come back. They can't live without posting their feefees on the bird app to their sycophants.
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