Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
>the plot dosen't start until six hours in
Good to know Kojimbo took the right lessons from Kingdom Hearts 2.
Good to know Kojimbo took the right lessons from Kingdom Hearts 2.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
You misunderstand. It doesn't start until the last six hours or so. And I think he's a lot too generous with that assessment as well.
The story is shit. It's not a story-driven game either. It's a delivery man simulator with the afterthought of the worst word salad, incomprehensible mess of a "story" from Kojimbo yet. It's a more competent Monster Energy commercial than a story. It makes absolutely no sense, has no meaning, isn't compelling and has no suspense to speak of.
A focussed play through of Death Stranding clocks in at 40-50 hours. So you're looking at a cool 35 hours before the dumb story starts to get anywhere and the goal is not worth reaching it.
The story is shit. It's not a story-driven game either. It's a delivery man simulator with the afterthought of the worst word salad, incomprehensible mess of a "story" from Kojimbo yet. It's a more competent Monster Energy commercial than a story. It makes absolutely no sense, has no meaning, isn't compelling and has no suspense to speak of.
A focussed play through of Death Stranding clocks in at 40-50 hours. So you're looking at a cool 35 hours before the dumb story starts to get anywhere and the goal is not worth reaching it.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
Pretty sure that the meaning is that globalism is good, and that Trump is racist.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
I wouldn't even give the starfucker that. It's the most vague, nonsense shit from him yet and that's a low bar to somehow crawl under.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
The fucker went specifically against Trump in one of those FF13-like walls of text that the gayme provides:
"Stop anyone from coming in", huh?
I wonder if Soyjimbo and his Hollywoke boyfriends have something to say about Martha's Vineyard and the other "sanctuaries".
"Stop anyone from coming in", huh?
I wonder if Soyjimbo and his Hollywoke boyfriends have something to say about Martha's Vineyard and the other "sanctuaries".
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
>All of a sudden, there wasn't any room for other opinions
Projecting like a quasar, I see.
Projecting like a quasar, I see.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
More to the point I wonder if Soyjimbo has anything to say about Japan, which has one of the lowest immigration rates of any first world nation and in which foreigners are openly hated and discriminated againstComplicity wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:47 pm"Stop anyone from coming in", huh?
I wonder if Soyjimbo and his Hollywoke boyfriends have something to say about Martha's Vineyard and the other "sanctuaries".
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Guest wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:17 pmYou're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
Oh no guys, cuck boy is leaving Twitter, whatever will we do?!?!
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck
And he'll be back. They always come back. They can't live without posting their feefees on the bird app to their sycophants.
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