YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri May 07, 2021 11:02 pm

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C'mon. When he says that, what he means is that he wants to take a cub lion, not an adult one.
I had the pleasure to play with a couple of tiger cubs in my youth. Those adorable creatures at that age could fuck you up in you're trying to fuck it up the ass.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue May 11, 2021 2:28 pm

Any tiger that murders a furry should be presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Watched Adams Oscars video - and was surprised (although I really shouldn’t have been) at how many movies he admits to not finishing. Like when he’s talking about “Promising Young Woman” - he says he only finished 25-30 minutes.

Like, this dude only makes these fucking quickies anymore and he’s not even finishing the fucking movies half the time - it’s one thing to not finish a shitty movie when you’re not getting paid - but he is. What an arrogant cunt.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 11, 2021 3:25 pm

I see he's reviewing movies the same way game journos review games.
Except games actually require your input. Just what is so important in his life that prevents him from consooming just 45+ minutes more of the some consoomer good?
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Tue May 11, 2021 4:02 pm

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Just what is so important in his life that prevents him from consooming just 45+ minutes more of the some consoomer good?
Fucking dogs.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Tue May 11, 2021 5:09 pm

Reminds me of a guy I know. He is an avid reader and even though he doesn't have time and all, he still manages to read a shit ton of books. How, do you ask? By skipping half the paragraphs, duh. Because there's scenery and adjectives and shit, you'll forget it anyway, it's not important.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by jpakke » Thu May 13, 2021 5:59 am

Came across this while looking videos about The Evil Dead from youtube, I had never seen his videos so I had no idea how fucking autistic he is, and how fucking autistic he sounds. How can anyone listen to him more than a minute?



I tried to watch the video, but he is so fucking obnoxious that I simply couldn't.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by rabidtictac » Thu May 13, 2021 6:51 am

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Reminds me of a guy I know. He is an avid reader and even though he doesn't have time and all, he still manages to read a shit ton of books. How, do you ask? By skipping half the paragraphs, duh. Because there's scenery and adjectives and shit, you'll forget it anyway, it's not important.
He deserves death.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Newhalf » Thu May 13, 2021 6:54 am

jpakke wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 5:59 am
How can anyone listen to him more than a minute?
I guess him making all his vids only like 3 minutes long now like it's Youtube 2009 was actually a service to his fans, but then again why would anyone even listen to him at all.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 13, 2021 12:26 pm

What's there to be surprised about? I think he sounds exactly as one would suspect a Cucknadian faggot to sound like.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by jpakke » Thu May 13, 2021 1:34 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 12:26 pm
What's there to be surprised about? I think he sounds exactly as one would suspect a Cucknadian faggot to sound like.
Not surprised that he sounds so autistic, but I am a bit surprised how popular he seems to be, given how fucking obnoxious he sounds.

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