Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Took him a lot of babysteps, but he might soon be back to his "heaviest", as he likes to say (because he always copes by comparing his current weight with the heaviest he's ever been, as opposed to say his weight a month ago).

And is that really the beard he's going for? Looks like a cross between a bird's nest and those plates some Africans jam into their lower lip.
I'm also wondering if the beard is standing at this odd angle because his toad-like throat is literally pushing it up.
And judging by the thumbnails, I also have the suspicion that the same toad-like throat is preventing him from looking down, or straight ahead.

[Guest]

It's the protective layer of flab grown by any properly evolved human.

[Some Sick Fuck]

His pube beard he used to have years ago was the worst. This is shit, but it's not as revolting.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He looks like that on purpose I assume, judging by his "funny" social media comments that sound about as hinged as your average Terry A. Davis quote.

[Kugelfisch]

>400 pounds
>i need your help
He defeated having 75% of his stomach removed. The fuck are his fans going to do for help?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Give him money so he can afford even more fast food a therapist.

[Guest]

>i need your help

>Grabs shotgun

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd go for an elephant gun, tbh. Only way to be sure.

[mad bum]

Based and tremors pilled

[Guest]

500 pages. Still not as many pages as Boogie weighs in pounds.