Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What are you? Straight? Get the fuck outta here.

[ebin namefag]

What are you? Straight?

Not on DHI.

[Liar Revealed]

Boogie has Polycythemia Vera.

[Rapeculture]

This may finally finish him.

Yeah, I know, we can't get that lucky.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Do we only have his word for it? You know how much that's worth.

It's almost like he was looking up which type of cancer would be the least fatal.
Or one that would kill him in a way that's typical for general deathfatness.

[McGinnis]

The list of complications sound suspiciously like the heart attack or stroke we all know is going to eventually find him and finish him, just with an added plea for attention thrown in

[Some Sick Fuck]

Anything that finally kills him would be nice. But this is a pathological liar and a narcissist with even bigger thirst for attention than he has for Mt.Dew. It is certainly not beneath him to just make up the story, as he can now use it for another endless pity party.

Personally, I hope it's true, and I sure hope it helps him get the second stroke he rightfully deserves. People like him need to live in constant suffering.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, he's such an attention whore that it's hard to trust anything he says.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Guess he won't live to 80, then. About time.
Unless, as usual, he's lying (again) to save his waning relevance.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Honestly, the bozo should've started using this lie a long time ago - surely he noticed how Total Cancer started using it as an ultimate shield against all criticism, and that was like 10 years ago (sure feels that way, it's like that fucker barely existed), and with just like anything Booger does, he could milk this for years to come.

What's left out of his retarded fanbase are spoony-fan grade cultists, they will support anything he does. He's already pumping out videos and wannabe "shocked" responses to the hate he's getting, making himself the ultimate victim like always.