DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

If I was going to appear on-camera, I would wear at least a nice, button-down shirt. Try to not look like a complete lazy bum piece of shit, even if I am. I would also shower beforehand. Obvious shit, I know, but DSP violates these rules. Not saying a suit and tie, but be somewhat presentable.

DSP may as well wear a polka-dot clip-on bow tie, what with him being a clown already.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't know if you can buy those in retard-land (Murica, just in case), but in my country, only the ties for kids come in pre-tied with a strap, because we expect adults to tie them.

Manchildren aren't adults.

[Newhalf]

He's sometimes drunk on gin anyway while he rocks back and forth and slurs his speech, so he just should go the extra mile and keep a brown bag nearby and a sign "Will stream for cash".
Business degree my ass!

[Kugelfisch]

He can't even bother to shave. That shit doesn't even take five minutes.

[Moe Bitches]

After that deleted Axe Body Wash video, I could understand why.

[Newhalf]

It's deleted?
Oh thank sweet mercy.
Probably was too hot for Youtube-TV because the fat greasy pig would have left it up as long as it made at least some money, and you know his weirdo fans rewatched it to get off.
This Deviant Art faggot who did all this JoJo looking fan art of Phil for his prestreams is a good indication for that.

[Moe Bitches]

Pretty much the only footage I could even find is from one of Metocuck's DSP streams.



Around the hour and thirty-four minute mark.

[rabidtictac]

No one told you gout was gonna
hurt this way
Your job's a joke
you're broke
your horse is DOA

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
or even your year, but

Whales will be there for you (when the billth start to pour)
whales will be there for you (like they've been there before)
whales will be there for you ('cuz pignosis is there too)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Homemade Italian Sauce is my favorite character in this.

[Moe Bitches]

Homemade Italian Sauce is my favorite character in this.

It's been revealed in the sixth season that the Homemade Italian Sauce was Ragu the entire time.